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prinnyvulcanus

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Nov 20, 2009 22:47

[In the Sea of Acheron, you may recently come across a beach that looks like it was the site of a battle.]

[In the middle of it you'll find one Prinny relaxing.]

[Hey, even he's allowed a vacation once in awhile. Even if it must be in the...Netherworld.]

sea of acheron, bow, even he takes breaks, sunbathing

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slapwithpanache November 21 2009, 15:09:26 UTC

[A Prinny enjoying himself? Clearly, this was against all rules of the Netherworld. Having made her way to the Sea of Acheron for some reconnaisance, Bow glances down at the sunbathing Prinny and smiles. She flickers into view and glides along the beach.]

Why, good afternoon, sir. Enjoying the sunshine?

prinnyvulcanus November 21 2009, 15:42:49 UTC

[The Prinny glances at her, figures it's just a ghost, and then turns back]

As a matter of fact, I am.

1/3 slapwithpanache November 21 2009, 18:43:07 UTC

Lovely. Have a wonderful day.

Sorry, 2/2 slapwithpanache November 21 2009, 18:46:29 UTC

[Bow glides off and leaves Vulcanus to his tanning. Or burning. She wasn't sure if penguins had melanin. About ten minutes after she's left, however, something strange begins to happen. Slowly -- extremely slowly; it was barely even noticeable in the first minute or so -- the sunshine begins to dim. If, at any point, Vulcanus chooses to glance up at the sun, he may notice that it has taken on a sickly green hue. Also, it has a face. A grotesque, grinning, monstrous, stretched, unnatural expression that grows sharper and sharper in clarity as the moments pass.]

[1/2] No prob prinnyvulcanus November 22 2009, 04:29:19 UTC

[Oh yeah. He notices.]

What the...

[2/2] prinnyvulcanus November 22 2009, 04:29:59 UTC

[But he's more likely to get mad than scared]

Whatever sort of trick this is, stop it this instant!

slapwithpanache November 22 2009, 04:37:20 UTC

[This called for the big guns. The face begins to grin madly and descend -- To Vulcanus, it would appear as if the sun was beginning to wildly spiral down onto him.]

gweahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

[1/2] prinnyvulcanus November 22 2009, 05:04:26 UTC

Gahhhhhhhhh!

[2/2] prinnyvulcanus November 22 2009, 05:05:26 UTC

["No..." he thinks. "I am the Archangel Vulcanus! I can defeat something such as this!"]

Divine Anger!

[He fires a huge gout of flame right at the sun!]

slapwithpanache November 22 2009, 23:31:07 UTC

HAHAHAHAHA -- Pffffft!

[The false sun quickly vanishes as Bow goes intangible; it reappears quickly, however, looking considerably more sooty for the attack. Also angrier.]

Such insolence! What a nasty little Prinny you are.

prinnyvulcanus November 23 2009, 06:19:21 UTC

No! You...

No. Even if I am in this body, I am still Vulcanus! Do your worst, demon!

slapwithpanache November 23 2009, 19:37:17 UTC

If you say so.

[The false sun vanishes entirely; seconds later, the Prinny is smacked by a light, intangible force of some sort across the face. Bow reappears nearby with her fan.]

I am not a demon, thank you very much. Now where have all the good Prinnies gone?

prinnyvulcanus November 24 2009, 00:28:10 UTC

Did you just...slap me?

slapwithpanache November 24 2009, 05:26:23 UTC

Hm?

I simply don't want you exploding on me. I'm sooty enough as it is.

prinnyvulcanus November 24 2009, 17:12:52 UTC

Was there any point to this?

slapwithpanache November 25 2009, 01:08:38 UTC

Of course! But you had the gall to not wet yourself at my terrifying visage. I have half a mind to report this to the Felony Bureau.

Hmph. I had to content myself with this instead.

[Bow holds up one of Vulcanus's shiny Prinny Tokens.]

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