4.

[prinnyvulcanus]

[Stressed out about this loss of power event? Want to go hit something guilt free?]

Mwahahahahahahahahahahah!

[Then have we got the guy for you!]

Now demons! See what happens when you are as weak as frogs! Hahahahahhahahahaha!

[Meet Prinny Vulcanus, everyone's favorite all-purpose stress relief device! Just whack him multiple times and watch

Comments

[therestherobot]

Oh shut up. You're not any better off than the rest of us.

[prinnyvulcanus]

Fool! I am the Archangel Vulcanus! I am most certainly greater than you, a mere human creation.

[therestherobot]

You're a penguin.

A penguin with none of the magic powers I'm sure you normally have, I might add.

[prinnyvulcanus]

How dare you!

[Attacks you with a flipper. Just a flipper.]

[...How hard is his body?]

[therestherobot]

[Well, it's normally he can take tank shells to the fast with only slight denting. Right now...he's still made of metal.]

I really would rather not deal with this right now. *punt*

[prinnyvulcanus]

[And he flies away and goes boom, screaming the whole time.]

[Thanks for buying!]