deuces

Jul 15, 2005 19:50

no reason in particular for the title, i just like the word deuce

Everybody has pennies. Its just common cents!

Los Angeles Earthquakes: NOT MY FAULT

I wouldn’t put it past Weird Al to make a Gwen Stefani spoof called
“Cuz I Aint No Challah Baguette.”

my head hurts, probably from all those cherry popsicles

i went disk-golfing today, it was fun, its sorta like regular golfing, except without the tees, golf balls, clubs, holes, or long walks. in disk-golfing, you have to throw mini frisbees around trees and stuff into tiny baskets, the best i did was a 10 on a par-2.

i think im going to go again.

alright, i cannot lie about it anymore, its true, i DO in fact...this is hard for me to say...

LIKE BIG BUTTS!!!

you other brothers cant deny, when a girl walks in with an ity-bity waist and a rou...ok im done

i might have to buy the postal service CD, which sucks, because i dont have any money

living with my aunt (who has cancer) for six months really desensatized me to the fact that people with cancer have a terminal illness. I just got so used to it that when people tell me they have cancer or talk about someone they know who has cancer, i act like its the same as having the flu, and I reply with something like "ohh, thats the WORST!" or, "ughh, THAT sucks!"

i cant help it, from now on im just not going to say anything in response to people talking about cancer, im just going to state a little known fact about lance armstrong, and wait out the conversation.

" I am thinking its a sign with the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned. and I, have to speculate, that God himself did make us into corresponding shapes like puzzle peices from the lay."-the postal service
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