Senior Pranks
03-10-2004, 03:49 PM #5
paulwhannel
macrumors Demi-God (2/04)
Location: underneath the water
Quote:
Originally Posted by Macmaniac
Here is what you need. One large bird, preferably an Ostrich, two you need a lot of cooking oil, three you coat the Ostrich in cooking oil then let it loose in the school. Nothing could stop it, it would cause untold terror and destruction, and no one could catch a big angry greased bird. Or catch a lot of Geese, they are everywhere, grease them and let em loose, watch em poop all over the floor it would be hilarious!
Tell you what... If you can catch a goose (let alone many) and manage to grease it up... without dying... well, more power to you. We have geese that sit by the doors at our office (we're in a development called westlakes, there are many geese) and occasionally peck at people, i give them a wide berth. it all goes back to that time as a kid that one chased me around a farm for like an hour...
angry little bastards.
i digress.
still, damned things.
paul
__________________
Now it is just me and Roy Orbison and the cling-film.
HAHAAHHAHAHAAHHA
paulwhannel
macrumors Demi-God (2/04)
Location: underneath the water
Quote:
Originally Posted by Macmaniac
Here is what you need. One large bird, preferably an Ostrich, two you need a lot of cooking oil, three you coat the Ostrich in cooking oil then let it loose in the school. Nothing could stop it, it would cause untold terror and destruction, and no one could catch a big angry greased bird. Or catch a lot of Geese, they are everywhere, grease them and let em loose, watch em poop all over the floor it would be hilarious!
Tell you what... If you can catch a goose (let alone many) and manage to grease it up... without dying... well, more power to you. We have geese that sit by the doors at our office (we're in a development called westlakes, there are many geese) and occasionally peck at people, i give them a wide berth. it all goes back to that time as a kid that one chased me around a farm for like an hour...
angry little bastards.
i digress.
still, damned things.
paul
__________________
Now it is just me and Roy Orbison and the cling-film.
HAHAAHHAHAHAAHHA