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Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.
In March, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In September, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In April, I stopped artnoc from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In July, I rescued gamsby from being sacrificed (-200 points). In December, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In October, I fed mostlybent to a Shoggoth (250 points).
In short, I have been very good (420 points) and deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of your servitors.
Your humble and obedient servant,
princodark
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