Jan 15, 2010 22:12
[Out of the niceness of his heart, Jiraiya's made a donut raid. He's stopped by Krispy Kreme, Dunkin' Donuts, Tim Horton's, and Top Pot Donuts, and bought several case from each place. His car is loaded with them. After grabbing a cart from somewhere, he loads them up, heads to the cafeteria, and sets them out on the tables, lids open so the smell of powdered and glazed sugar, sprinkles, chocolate, and jelly will circulate. He's already munching on a Krispy Kreme donut as he heads to his office, and flicks on the PA machine.]
This is your principal speaking. Due to the goodness of my heart, and my own cravings, there are donuts in the cafeteria. And coffee for the teachers. Students, touch the coffee if you dare, but you just might get hurt. That is all, thank you.
[He heads back to the cafeteria after switching the system off, and grabs another donut..]