*Twenty-One Sparkles*
I can't wait for the school year to end, this summer will be marvelous! I've decided that now, considering my crossing into the threshold of adulthood, it's time that I go exploring into the Muggle world.
Did you know that Muggles can carry music in their pockets? In tiny little boxes! Hours, days worth of songs can be with them wherever they go! That makes Muggles much more likely to sing, and as a result, much more likely to be happy!
They don't dip their pens in ink, either, the ink is inside! It's an incredible instance of innovation, they must have so much less mess to clean up! In the Muggle world, gone are the days where sleep deprivation causes those of us careful and meticulous enough to wake up extra early for the purpose of hair care to lose our focus, and knock a pot of ink all over a completed homework assignment! Now, our only punishment is the harsh sound of the pen clattering to the ground, which, while both ungentlemanly and unwholesome, carries no long-lasting consequences!
They also have these big metal boxes that do your laundry for you. They don't have any spells for cleaning, but astonishingly enough, they manage to get it done with thousands of metal boxes! They have one to dry things, too, and another to clean your dishes! This book says that they come out warm! It's practically magic in its own right!
My summer adventures are sure to be the educational experience of a lifetime.
Did you know that Muggles can carry music in their pockets? In tiny little boxes! Hours, days worth of songs can be with them wherever they go! That makes Muggles much more likely to sing, and as a result, much more likely to be happy!
They don't dip their pens in ink, either, the ink is inside! It's an incredible instance of innovation, they must have so much less mess to clean up! In the Muggle world, gone are the days where sleep deprivation causes those of us careful and meticulous enough to wake up extra early for the purpose of hair care to lose our focus, and knock a pot of ink all over a completed homework assignment! Now, our only punishment is the harsh sound of the pen clattering to the ground, which, while both ungentlemanly and unwholesome, carries no long-lasting consequences!
They also have these big metal boxes that do your laundry for you. They don't have any spells for cleaning, but astonishingly enough, they manage to get it done with thousands of metal boxes! They have one to dry things, too, and another to clean your dishes! This book says that they come out warm! It's practically magic in its own right!
My summer adventures are sure to be the educational experience of a lifetime.