Weekend of doom has approached...
Section 1
[x] Are you Asian in the first place?
[] Were you born in an Asian country? (Unless England's an Asian country)
[x] Can you use chopsticks?
[x] Have you taken Vietnamese/Chinese/Korean/Japanese/Lao, etc. school as a kid?
[x] Can you speak an Asian language?
[x] Is your favorite subject math/science?
[x] Do you eat rice almost every single day/or alot?
[] Did/Do you spike/highlight your hair?
[x] Do you have an "azn krew"?
[] Do you have a 95 average? (Dunno what that is)
[ ] Do you get at least a 3.0 GPA? (That either)
Score: 7 of 11
Section 2
[x] Do you listen to Asian music?
[x] Have you watched Asian movies?
[ ] Can you rave?
[ ] Are you a master at DDR? (Got to be a master... DDR master!)
[x] Do you drink pearl milk tea or bubble tea?
[ ] Can you play CS, Starcraft, Warcraft, Diablo, etc?
[x] Have you played the violin/piano/cello?
[ ] Do/did your parents beat you if you get bad grades?
[ ] Are you going/taking/took any honors/AP classes?
[ ] Do you/your parents drive an Asian made car?
Score: 4 of 10
Section 3
[ ] Are you or were you once a fob? (?)
[ ] Is your last name Park, Lee, Chang, Phanna, Wang, Wong, Kim, Tang, Chow, Yu, or Nguyen?
[x] Have you dated/wanted to date Asian guys/girls?
[x] Have you designed a website before?
[x] Does your SNS/e-mail have/had the words: AzN, gurl, boy, sweet, cute, hot, dragon, babe, angel, lil, princess, Xx...xX, oO..,Oo, etc? {... stfu XD)
[x] Do you have both an Asian and an English name? (Barely any difference... but there is some)
[x] Do you take off your shoes before entering someone's house?
[xxxx] Do you know the song "Got Rice"? (1 on 1? Fuck that, it's 3 on 1, no duels! XDD)
[x] Anime?
[x] Do you listen to trance?
Score: 8 of 10
Section 4
[x] Have you eaten dim sum/dumplings before?
[ ] Are your parents fobs? (?)
[ ] Is the mall your hang out place?
[x] Do you think you're short? (... Think?)
[x] Do you have tons of cousins/siblings/uncles/aunts/etc?
[x] Can you twirl a pencil between your fingers?
[x] Have you ever solved a rubik's cube?
[x] Do you read Manga?
[x] Do you/your parents save ketchup packets/napkins/etc from restaurants for later use?
[x] Do you have Asian Pride?
Score: 8 of 10
Section 5
[x] Are you a very good artist? (I guess!)
[x] Do you speak your Asian language with your friends?
[x] Do your relatives own a restaurant/market/Nail salon in an Asian community?
[x] Do you slurp soup?
[x] Have you visited your "home" country at least twice?
[x] Does your house smell like incense once in awhile?
[x] Do you have/had glasses or braces?
[x] Do you like to read?
[x] Do you NOT have an allowance?
score: 9 of 9
Now add up your scores and multiply by 2.
That's how Asian you are --- 72/100
I'm off! If you care to find me, look to the western sky! I'll be back on Sunday. ♥ Oneechan! Wait for meee!
~Qex