Wierd and Woolly
I had a dream I was at work. I know, I know, it’s a sad day when you start to imagine you’re at your desk, even in your sleep. So anyways, in this dream, I was sitting here, doing what I do, minding my own business…and then I noticed the squirrels.
I must be deranged.
Outside, there is an 18st (252lbs) policeman in a fairy suit, collecting for charity. That wasn’t a dream, it actually happened.
Oh, and in other news, this morning on the bus, a small child of about 4 started (loudly) telling a story about a “wonderful penis”. Actually, I’m not sure if it was a story so much as him just repeating the words “wonderful penis” over and over again, with some other words scattered sporadically throughout. He was saying this all the way from the back of the bus up to the stairs, then all the while he walked with his parents down the stairs and off the bus. We could hear him downstairs! Everyone on the bus was cracking up.
Right, I'm off to get ready for to go to a Burns Supper. I really hope no one's expecting me o recite anything.
I must be deranged.
Outside, there is an 18st (252lbs) policeman in a fairy suit, collecting for charity. That wasn’t a dream, it actually happened.
Oh, and in other news, this morning on the bus, a small child of about 4 started (loudly) telling a story about a “wonderful penis”. Actually, I’m not sure if it was a story so much as him just repeating the words “wonderful penis” over and over again, with some other words scattered sporadically throughout. He was saying this all the way from the back of the bus up to the stairs, then all the while he walked with his parents down the stairs and off the bus. We could hear him downstairs! Everyone on the bus was cracking up.
Right, I'm off to get ready for to go to a Burns Supper. I really hope no one's expecting me o recite anything.