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so sean and i have a pseudo-cat. i mean, it's definitely a cat, but it's not exactly ours; i think it came with the new neighbors. but everytime one or both of us are in the driveway, it randomly comes out of the bushes and says hi. no really. it says hi. and last night it was like "pet me! im cute!" and guys, cats don't like me. they know im a dog person. this one just doesn't get it. so i was like "sean, can we feed it?" and he goes "no, if we feed it, then it's gonna keep coming back" and i said "yeah, but it's outside...." and he goes, "....it is a pretty cool cat..."
story short: i went to target today and bought food and a bowl. i've never had a cat before, and i think i looked a little retarded in the cat food section, b/c i don't know what im looking for...ya know? there are SO MANY brands! not to mention labels like "hairball control" (eww!), "indoor formula," etc. so finally i started resorting to tv commercials i had seen, and this is what i came up with instantly:
meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow *voice* 'Tastes so good, cats ask for it by name.' meow meow meow meow MEOW!
and so that's what i bought. hey, advertising works for me! ;)