stole this from Sarah. Weeeee
Ten Things You Want To Say To Ten Different People:
1. I love you with all my little heart can heart you with and it's been great to watch you grow as a person these 4 years.
2. Had you made a pittance of effort at parenthood maybe I wouldn't have all these abandonment issues.
3. I've been using you for years and still can't ditch you though I know I should.
4. I can't believe you let him talk you into this life you're building with him. You could have done so much better
5. If you let him go, maybe he'll grow up now that he's 50.
6. When I came home for gramma's funeral, I left because I was so ashamed of you. You married another the same as the first and are now bringing up two more kids in the same environment you had with the first. You don't even try to break the cycle.
7. I wish you would move. I don't really like you and I could do it better.
8. I hate you but I need the paycheck.
9. Dude you're 24. Move out already.
10.Don't fuck up your life. You got it easy compared to your brother and I. But I think you came out the best adjusted.
Nine Things About Yourself:
1. I like bluegrass. Just cause.
2. I have no life. Literally.
3. I don't get people. Lately I don't like most of them.
4. I'm losing my hair! oh, nos!
5. I compulsively chew my fingernails when I'm stressed.
6. I'm always stressed.
7. I give up. I'm getting married to my teddy bear and dildo.
8. I have checks. for dummies.
9. I live in the ghetto. no really. It's totally tolerable but the worst complex in Mountain Home
Eight Ways To Win My Heart:
1. Love raw mushrooms with dip
2. Quote from the movie A Touch of Pink
3. Recite poetry
4. Make love to me on the bank of a babbling brook
5. OMG, the thing! You know. If you don't know then you just don't know. ya know?
6. Have an attractive amount of body hair
7.Order in French at a restaurant
8. Know a fair amount about Chicago. Sports, architecture, layout... anything.
Seven Things That Cross Your Mind A Lot:
1. I'm broke! But hey, who isn't?
2. I need to get laid. But hey, who doesn't?
3. I am worth more than this job
4. I don't want to get up and go to work today
5. Why is it that every time I meet someone nice, they have SO MANY FUCKING ISSUES?
6. I need to take better care of myself
7. God, it's just like in Sim City!
Six Things You Wish You Never Did:
1. Dropped out of high school
2. Dated Chris **groan**
3. Sold my car to move to Chicago. i loved it but it all fell apart and I ended up right back at home 6 months later with no car.
4. Ate so much.
5. Smoked so damn much ...
6. Stopped beating the shit out of my father when my grandmother asked me to.
Five Turn Offs (in a girl if you're a boy, boy if you're a girl):
1. Dude, respect diversity! ^^^^^^^^^
2. Being -- (in a girl if you're a boy -- I guess
3. Bad teeth!
4. Someone who lies
5. Asking me if I'm "done yet" when having sex. LOL, seriously!
Four Turn Ons:
1. Someone who can hold my gaze
2. Intelligence
3. Loathing of the republican party.
4. Lean hairy legs.
Two Things You Want To Do Before You Die:
1. See Kenya
2. Bicycle around the country for 6 months
One Confession: Just one? Ok. I have difficulty retaining relationships in my life. friends, lovers, family they always end up being temporary. It would all be so much easier if I had someone there who was always supportive. My biggest fear is that I will die alone and still not know myself.
1. I love you with all my little heart can heart you with and it's been great to watch you grow as a person these 4 years.
2. Had you made a pittance of effort at parenthood maybe I wouldn't have all these abandonment issues.
3. I've been using you for years and still can't ditch you though I know I should.
4. I can't believe you let him talk you into this life you're building with him. You could have done so much better
5. If you let him go, maybe he'll grow up now that he's 50.
6. When I came home for gramma's funeral, I left because I was so ashamed of you. You married another the same as the first and are now bringing up two more kids in the same environment you had with the first. You don't even try to break the cycle.
7. I wish you would move. I don't really like you and I could do it better.
8. I hate you but I need the paycheck.
9. Dude you're 24. Move out already.
10.Don't fuck up your life. You got it easy compared to your brother and I. But I think you came out the best adjusted.
Nine Things About Yourself:
1. I like bluegrass. Just cause.
2. I have no life. Literally.
3. I don't get people. Lately I don't like most of them.
4. I'm losing my hair! oh, nos!
5. I compulsively chew my fingernails when I'm stressed.
6. I'm always stressed.
7. I give up. I'm getting married to my teddy bear and dildo.
8. I have checks. for dummies.
9. I live in the ghetto. no really. It's totally tolerable but the worst complex in Mountain Home
Eight Ways To Win My Heart:
1. Love raw mushrooms with dip
2. Quote from the movie A Touch of Pink
3. Recite poetry
4. Make love to me on the bank of a babbling brook
5. OMG, the thing! You know. If you don't know then you just don't know. ya know?
6. Have an attractive amount of body hair
7.Order in French at a restaurant
8. Know a fair amount about Chicago. Sports, architecture, layout... anything.
Seven Things That Cross Your Mind A Lot:
1. I'm broke! But hey, who isn't?
2. I need to get laid. But hey, who doesn't?
3. I am worth more than this job
4. I don't want to get up and go to work today
5. Why is it that every time I meet someone nice, they have SO MANY FUCKING ISSUES?
6. I need to take better care of myself
7. God, it's just like in Sim City!
Six Things You Wish You Never Did:
1. Dropped out of high school
2. Dated Chris **groan**
3. Sold my car to move to Chicago. i loved it but it all fell apart and I ended up right back at home 6 months later with no car.
4. Ate so much.
5. Smoked so damn much ...
6. Stopped beating the shit out of my father when my grandmother asked me to.
Five Turn Offs (in a girl if you're a boy, boy if you're a girl):
1. Dude, respect diversity! ^^^^^^^^^
2. Being -- (in a girl if you're a boy -- I guess
3. Bad teeth!
4. Someone who lies
5. Asking me if I'm "done yet" when having sex. LOL, seriously!
Four Turn Ons:
1. Someone who can hold my gaze
2. Intelligence
3. Loathing of the republican party.
4. Lean hairy legs.
Two Things You Want To Do Before You Die:
1. See Kenya
2. Bicycle around the country for 6 months
One Confession: Just one? Ok. I have difficulty retaining relationships in my life. friends, lovers, family they always end up being temporary. It would all be so much easier if I had someone there who was always supportive. My biggest fear is that I will die alone and still not know myself.