I need to learn to seperate work from fun ( Read more... )

So almost 2 weeks ago I drank 14 beers and chugged half a liter of vodka. I found God that night. I blacked out at 6:15 pm with my boss and bartender. I woke up at 1am bloody and had no recollection of anything I had done that previous day. Apparantly i fell down a flight of concrete stairs ( Read more... )

Strike that. I had a friend in Starkville die.
I won't be home until June 6 and will be staying until the 11th!

I need a life ( Read more... )

I got arrested sunday morning.... fuck my life

Statement#1: Marley and me was super fucking sad and it reminded me of the faithful Bruizer Brown.
Statement#2: Don't flatter yourself friend, thats all we are....friends!

oh and I signed a lease for a cabin on lake.... 3 bedroom 3 bath... pretty damn sweet.
p.s. I hate my job FUCK THE HILTON GARDEN INN

Just when good things start to happen....

1. was 2008 a good year for you ( Read more... )

Not today
walk away

p.s. I have small boobies now. They are bloody and crusty and have between 300 - 500 sitches in them... one word: perky

2 years + a week= me graduating from college.... Exam time makes me wish that day was like I dunno tomorrow.

BYEBYE BOOBIES= December 12th