Hello Journal
Alright you primitive screwheads, welcome to Princess Mike's Pre-Menstrual HOUSE OF PAIN!! Several rules, no sports conversations, catfights only between the hours of 2AM and 9PM. If it gets to round three, keep it to the mudpool ladies. Oh yeah, one piece bathing suits, not allowed. Come on girls! Show 'em what you got!
Oh, my mood is currently quixotic, I dont really know what that means, but it sounds exotic, I'm so excited!
Today, well, I spent some time getting used to my new journal (journals are always, like, HUGE things for me, it gets out the stress you know?). Anyways, I just finished reading Memoirs of a Geisha. OH MY GOD, the stuff that poor slutty girl went through, could you imagine what it would be like if ALL prostitutes had to go through stuff like that? I mean, for real. One word: kimonos. Yikes! But um, yeah, oh I painted some doilies today, they look soooo cute, they have little baby zombies on them. I was watching Martha Stewart Living, which I like to call Martha Stewart Barely Living Because Somebody Removed Her Heart and Replaced It With a Giant Pointy Calcium Shard, (I mean isn't she a bitch guys?), and they were making doilies. I thought I could do her one better. Hers are just decorative. Mine are ABOUT something you know? Well at least I'm trying (here's hoping for Art & Tech, fingers crossed!).
On another note, see Bad Boys 2, it's more badass than your Vietnam Vet Navy SEAL uncles digital sperm count device! (Agent Orange was rough on the poor man)
Oh, my mood is currently quixotic, I dont really know what that means, but it sounds exotic, I'm so excited!
Today, well, I spent some time getting used to my new journal (journals are always, like, HUGE things for me, it gets out the stress you know?). Anyways, I just finished reading Memoirs of a Geisha. OH MY GOD, the stuff that poor slutty girl went through, could you imagine what it would be like if ALL prostitutes had to go through stuff like that? I mean, for real. One word: kimonos. Yikes! But um, yeah, oh I painted some doilies today, they look soooo cute, they have little baby zombies on them. I was watching Martha Stewart Living, which I like to call Martha Stewart Barely Living Because Somebody Removed Her Heart and Replaced It With a Giant Pointy Calcium Shard, (I mean isn't she a bitch guys?), and they were making doilies. I thought I could do her one better. Hers are just decorative. Mine are ABOUT something you know? Well at least I'm trying (here's hoping for Art & Tech, fingers crossed!).
On another note, see Bad Boys 2, it's more badass than your Vietnam Vet Navy SEAL uncles digital sperm count device! (Agent Orange was rough on the poor man)