Porcupines don't shoot their quills (or whatever)... that's a myth!

[princessmelleo]

Katie and I went to the zoo!! I almost got to pet a tiger too!!!!!!! =)........ but stupid liability clauses... grrrrrrrr..... so i couldn't =(....... Katie was like "melissa, seriously... what would happen if it DID bite your hand?"..... ehh... I didn't care about that at all... it woulda been TOTALLY worth it! And then she made me look like a dumb dumb cuz they had this turtle with the porcupine and i was like ... katie, it ain't real! and she's like 'YEA'.. i'm like 'Nuh uh! it's decoration'... she's like 'NO, IT'S REAL!' So we call the guy over like a bunch of 5 year olds and are like "Is that turtle real!!" and he's like "yes, it's an african something" and she's like "TOLD YOU SO!!! =P" and i'm like "don't talk to me".... and walk away. Sooo then we go and see mr. kangaroo and he's like a boy and I'm like "do boys have pouches.. no... they have no babies" and katie's like... let me see..... sooooo no pouch.... but a HUGE ASS cock.. yes! Like all the other animals were jealous... I know they were... the lemur (which was toto... but I called zaboo) even held his tail up to his body to hide his small pee-pee. I petted a billygoat or some shit. It had horns.. that's all i know. Katie didn't pet him... instead she poked the other one in the face with grass and made him run away.

Oh, and this morning, I had a beautiful picture in the car waiting for me. My wonderful boyfriend made me a picture of 'us' cartoon style I guess. It's super romantic or something like that =)