mark is drunk.....
and jeremy is cuzin numero 11 now. or 13. I wish so much I just had a tape recorder for the ride home with mark and I could turn it into some zip link or something you could click on and listen to. You'd LOVE it. I still think the funniest thing was when I was trying to get my keys outta the purse to let us in the apartment and he was like "Hurry or else I'll pee (Here he falls back into another door cuz the drunk can't stand up)... heehehhehe... not that it would matter with these dockers!" For all you who weren't there... mark had magical dockers which were the highlight of the night. You could spill anything on them and it would just bead off. And trust me... the more drunk he got... the more that was tested- on purpose!
We also encountered a hummer limo on the way home which mark wanted to check out it's "billboard" (also known as a license plate) and see what number (also known as a letter) was on it. He also KNEW he was drunk cuz the car next door was REALLY BIG (as hummers usually are). I seriously wish I recorded everything... including the 5004 times he said "did I make an ass outta myself?!?!"
I am hoping Jeremy will write about all the details of the wedding including his final words of wisdom to Sara- HAHAHAHAH! If he leaves out anything important... I will update... other than that... I have to work in the morning and want to SLEEP! And by leaving nothing out... I mean remember the pic of grandma scopin the bar and of mark's face during the hokie-pokie and the chicken dance... he was holding a beer... so prime drunk... then by "mickie" with the circle spinning... he was now at the "I am going to puke on Justin and Pat(2 cuzins next to him) in 1 minute" look.
All and all... the wedding was a lot more fun then I had imagined it would be! =)
We also encountered a hummer limo on the way home which mark wanted to check out it's "billboard" (also known as a license plate) and see what number (also known as a letter) was on it. He also KNEW he was drunk cuz the car next door was REALLY BIG (as hummers usually are). I seriously wish I recorded everything... including the 5004 times he said "did I make an ass outta myself?!?!"
I am hoping Jeremy will write about all the details of the wedding including his final words of wisdom to Sara- HAHAHAHAH! If he leaves out anything important... I will update... other than that... I have to work in the morning and want to SLEEP! And by leaving nothing out... I mean remember the pic of grandma scopin the bar and of mark's face during the hokie-pokie and the chicken dance... he was holding a beer... so prime drunk... then by "mickie" with the circle spinning... he was now at the "I am going to puke on Justin and Pat(2 cuzins next to him) in 1 minute" look.
All and all... the wedding was a lot more fun then I had imagined it would be! =)