I do not get the respect I deserve as your dark lord. I present to you a tale of those who will be smote when the reckoning comes.
Theodwyn: *pouncehugs Eowyn*
Eowyn: Wynnie! Hello! *hugs* Are you here to play with Melly?
Theodwyn: yes! is she here?
Eowyn: In her room. *smiles*
Theodwyn: kaay. *hugs again* is she with her babysitter? She goes all googly when he is! >.>
Eowyn: *chuckles* No, he's not here today.
Theodwyn: Okay. Thanks, Eowyn! *pecks her cheek* Hey, can we make cookies today?
Eowyn: Sure. As long as I can "help."
Theodwyn: Okay! :D
Theodwyn: I just want you to know, Melly. *pats* Eowyn said we could make cookies today!
Melkor: Evil cookies
Theodwyn: okay, evil cookies. *pleased look*
Melkor: Good. *grabs Wynnie's hand and hurries to the kitchen*
Eowyn: Is it time to make cookies?
Theodwyn: Yes! :D She wants Evil cookies
Eowyn: *slight eyeroll* Of course Evil cookies. Those are also chocolate chips, right?
Melkor: Extra chocolate chips.
Theodwyn: *gleeful look* yay!
Eowyn: *grins* Can do. Wash your hands, girls. *starts gathering ingredients*
Theodwyn: okay! *goes to wash her hands* Melly, you can make special cookies for Gigi!
Melkor: ... *considering look* It would show him the benefits of becoming my slave
Theodwyn: Why do you want him to be your slave? I'm sure he likes you, too!
Eowyn: We've moved on from minions to slaves now? *sets the ingredients on the table* Wynnie, you can measure the flour into this bowl, and Melly, you put the butter and the eggs into this one.
Theodwyn: Kay! *gets started measuring out flour, getting it everywhere*
Melkor: I cannot allow my dark bride to think himself even close to my equal. I don't tolerate that. *tries to help Wynnie*
Eowyn: ... dark bride? *gives Melkor sugar to beat in with the eggs and butter*
Theodwyn: *gets flour on Melly* He won't make a very pretty girl, you know!
Eowyn: Can't he just be a handsome boy? *helps them with the flour* Now put the salt and baking soda in too.
Melkor: My dark bride can be a boy.
Melkor: I am just too manly to have a dark husband. *grabs the salt*
Theodwyn: *adds the ingredients and mixes* how are you manly, Melly? You like dresses!
Eowyn: *puts a little vanilla in with the eggs, butter and sugar, and beats it all together* Also, why can't YOU be the dark bride, Melly?
Theodwyn: Exactly! *grins*
Theodwyn: *steals a few chocolate chips*
Melkor: YOU like dresses. I just am too small to stop you
Eowyn: Hmmm, I seem to remember someone requesting a certain dress.... *give the batter to Wynnie to mix*
Theodwyn: *grins up at Eowyn* Was it pink? Melly always looks good in pink! *mixes it well*
Melkor: You're making me reconsider not killing you all when I get my powers back.
Theodwyn: What! You do look good in pink!
Eowyn: *gives the bag of chocolate chips to Melkor* No death threats. You add the chips in while Wynnie stirs.
Melkor: *dumps the whole bag in!*
Theodwyn: *happy grin and mixes them in, licking her lips*
Eowyn: Well, those will be nice and chocolately. *winks* and Evil.
Theodwyn: It's going to be good! *mixes furiously*
Melkor: Indulgence is evil.
Eowyn: *gets out cookie sheets* Well, if it's evil, you don't have to have any cookies, Melly....
Theodwyn: But Melly likes evil! *spoons a HUGE lump for the first cookie*
Melkor: I like evil! *grabs a bit of cookie dough to eat*
Eowyn: *wryly* So I've heard.... *divides that lump up* a little smaller for the cookies, please.
Theodwyn: Why! They'll be good this big! *grins and spoons another lump, just a little smaller, and takes a bit of cookie dough as well*
Melkor: Biiiiig
Eowyn: They don't bake if they're so big. *divides up the lump again, smiling* Or if you eat all the dough.
Theodwyn: >.> oh. *puts a smaller lump for the next few cookies and takes just a little bit to munch on again*
Eowyn: *doesn't really mind the dough eating*
Melkor: *offers Eowyn some*
Eowyn: *takes it* Mmm, these will be good cookies.
Melkor: so there.
Theodwyn: *grins* Maybe we can decorate them after! Sprinkles or something!
Melkor: Melkor does not do 'sparkles'
Theodwyn: But you love sparkly things!
Eowyn: *chuckles* Pink sparkly things. *takes the cookies and puts in to bake* Okay, let's start cleaning up, girls.
Theodwyn: Ooh, and we can use green, too! Eowyn, do you have green sparkles? *puts the bowls in the sink, getting batter on herself*
Melkor: You shame me. *scrubs at the counter*
Eowyn: I might. *rummages about, looking for some*
Theodwyn: *grins and helps scrub* Melly! You could put green AND pink sparkles on Gigi's cookies!
Melkor: No!
Theodwyn: Why not?
Eowyn: *holds up sparkles* I have green, pink, blue and red. Maybe those colors would work for Ereinion's cookies?
Melkor: ...he'll think it's stupid
Theodwyn: he wouldn't! You should try!
Melkor: Be silent!
Theodwyn: *pouts at Melly* Whyyyyy nooooot
Melkor: grrr
Eowyn: *gently* I bet he likes cookies.
Theodwyn: And if you make them special, he'll like them more!
Melkor: No sparkles
Theodwyn: ...okay, what else, then?
Melkor: I will create... art!
Theodwyn: Ooh. What kind of art?
Eowyn: Something he likes?
Melkor: His outfit as my dark bride. In icing
Theodwyn: No! He won't like a dress!
Melkor: Not a dress!
Eowyn: Am not sure that's a good idea.
Theodwyn: What, then?
Melkor: *darkly* You'll see
Theodwyn: ...are you sure he'll like that?
Eowyn: I'm not making icing. Stick with sprinkles.
Melkor: ...fine!
Theodwyn: You could make stuff with the sprinkles! >.>
Melkor: *sulk*
Theodwyn: ...*pokes Melly* Come on. Cheer up! We have chocolatey, evil cookies!
Eowyn: Or make him a nice card, to go with the cookies?
Theodwyn: Or that!
Melkor: I can make a card. Yes. Hmmm
Theodwyn: *grins* And I still want to put green sprinkles on mine.
Melkor: You may do that, minion
Theodwyn: *pleased smile* yay!
Eowyn: *takes cookies out of the oven and puts them on a rack* Now, don't touch them because they're still TOO HOT, but you may put the sprinkles on.
Theodwyn: okaaay. *takes the green ones and sprinkles liberally*
Melkor: ... *grabs a handful*
Theodwyn: *makes little green horses*
Eowyn: *watches, amused*
Melkor: I should get the largest share of cookies. Being you dark lord
Theodwyn: That's not fair, though.
Eowyn: Equal shares for everyone.
Theodwyn: We can make a share for Gigi, too!
Melkor: Life's not fair, Wynnie
Theodwyn: ...but we should try!
Melkor: *decorates one for Gigi secretly* We will not
Theodwyn: Why not?
Melkor: It's dumb
Theodwyn: Why is it dumb to make a share for your boyfriend?
Melkor: He's not my boyfriend!
Theodwyn: He isn't?
Melkor: Dark bride
Eowyn: Okay. Enough about dark brides. Why don't we try the cookies now, they should be cool enough?
Theodwyn: yes! *grabs one of the horse cookies and munches*
Melkor: *delicate nibble*
Eowyn: *takes one for herself* Oh, they came out very good. Good work, girls.
Theodwyn: *happy twirl* They're chocolatey! Sogood
Melkor: *gets out a cloth to fill with cookies and tie up*
Eowyn: Are you going to want to deliver them, Melly, or should we save them for when Ereinion comes?
Melkor: They're not for him! I am secreting them for myself. Hmph
Theodwyn: *giggles* I want to go with you to deliver them!
Eowyn: *finishes cleaning up the kitchen* Well, we don't have to deliver them, he'll be coming by soon. And didn't you want to make a card, Melly?
Melkor: You are insufferable.
Eowyn: We don't have to give him any, if you don't want. *puts together a bundle of cookies for Wynnie to take home*
Melkor: *stealthily sticks in the decorated cookie* Yes. Quite.
Theodwyn: You don't want to, then?
Eowyn: *teasing a little* Well, I'll just put those back with the rest then...
Melkor: *warning bites at Eowyn's hands*
Theodwyn: oh, so you DO want to give him cookies! *grins*
Eowyn: No biting!
Melkor: I hate all of you!
Theodwyn: I think it's cute you have a boyfriend.
Eowyn: Now, Wynnie. He's just her babysitter. And friend.
Melkor: He is NOT my friend. Melkor does not have 'friends'
Theodwyn: But I thought he was her boyfriend!
Theodwyn: *lip-wibble* ...what am I!
Melkor: Minion. We've been over this
Theodwyn: ...I don't want to be a minion.
Melkor: A minion is just like a friend who does everything I say. *soothingly*
Theodwyn: I don't do everything you say, though!
Melkor: Well, you should!
Theodwyn: But I'm your friend, not minion!
Eowyn: Indeed. Melly, you need friends.
Melkor: Lord Melkor does not need friends. Lord Melkor does not WANT friends.
Theodwyn: ...should I go home now, Eowyn?
Eowyn: pets her Do you want to go home, honey? *glances at Melly* And you keep it up, and won't have anyone to call a friend
Melkor: I don't care. *tries to sound confident*
Theodwyn: ...I don't know. *glances at Melly* She seems to be in a mood.
Melkor: You're in a mood!
Eowyn: *sighs*
Theodwyn: ...I think I want to go home, Eowyn. Can you take me? Burgie's not supposed to come for a bit...
Melkor: 'm going to my room
Eowyn: *stern* Melly. Do you want Wynnie to go?
Melkor: *just grabs his cookies* No one respects me
Theodwyn: *sniffs and looks up at Eowyn*
Eowyn: We respect you. You just need to respect others as well. *hugs Wynnie*
Theodwyn: *clings a bit*
Melkor: I'm going to my room *storms off*
Eowyn: *sighs* I'll take you home if you want, Wynnie. Or you could wait a minute while I talk to her.
Theodwyn: ...kay.
Eowyn: *pours her a glass of milk* Here, have this with your cookies.
Theodwyn: thanks. *sits and nibbles on a cookie*
Eowyn: *goes to Melkor's room* Melly?
Melkor: *clinging to his pillow*
Eowyn: *sits on the bed with him* What's wrong?
Melkor: Haha. Melkor's a little girl. Let's say Melkor has a boyfriend! Let's all keep from worshiping Melkor as the world intended!
Eowyn: *rubs his back* You -are- a little girl. And Wynnie was just teasing about a boyfriend. And we both love you.
Melkor: gah!
Eowyn: You made Wynnie feel bad. She's your friend, not a minion.
Melkor: I hired her as a minion!
Eowyn: She's -your friend.- But if you hurt her feelings like that, she's not going to want to be. Is that what you want?
Melkor: Minions don't have feelings
Eowyn: Wynnie has feelings. And they're hurt. Is that what you want?
Melkor: ...nooo
Eowyn: *pets* Maybe you want to say sorry?
Melkor: *hunches and hides face in the pillow* No. Melkor does not apologize
Eowyn: Melly, you can.
Melkor: I have not apologized for the deaths and horrors, I will not apologizing for 'hurting someone's feelings'
Eowyn: Even to Wynnie?
Melkor: I... I guess.
Eowyn: *hugs her* Want to come out and say sorry?
Melkor: ...maybe
Eowyn: *hugs again* Come on, she's having milk with her cookies. You can too.
Melkor: *grabs Eowyn's hand and heads down*
Eowyn: *leads her to the kitchen*
Theodwyn: *sitting quietly and finishing her milk*
Eowyn: *gives Melkor a shove in Wynnie's direction and pours some milk for her*
Melkor: I'm sorry your human feelings were injured, mortal
Theodwyn: ...thanks.
Eowyn: *gives Melly the milk* Good girl. Do you still want to go home, Wynnie?
Theodwyn: I don't know. guess it depends on Melly.
Eowyn: Melly?
Melkor: ...we should eat our cookies.
Theodwyn: *little smile and passes Melly the plate of cookies*
Melkor: *nom!*
Gil-Galad: *knocks on the door*
Eowyn: *opens it and smiles* Hello, Ereinion.
Gil-Galad: Hello! Do you need me today?
Eowyn: Well, Wynnie is here playing with Melly, and they've just made cookies. I believe there's some for you. Come on in.
Gil-Galad: *grins and follows her* Thanks
Melkor: *goes silent*
Theodwyn: Hi, Gigi!
Gil-Galad: *smiles and sits next to them* Hello, girls. You made cookies today?
Melkor: *bright red!*
Theodwyn: *nudges Melly* We did! They're chocolate chip cookies and I decorated mine with green horses! *shows him*
Gil-Galad: Wow, that's very good, Wynnie.
Eowyn: *smiles and gives Gigi some milk* Melly, didn't you make some cookies for Ereinon?
Melkor: didn't!
Theodwyn: What?
Eowyn: *nudges the bundle Melly made over to her* I think these were for him?
Melkor: Fssst
Gil-Galad: *small smile at Melly* Are those for me?
Melkor: I guess. *bright red*
Gil-Galad: *grins* That was thoughtful of you. Thanks.
Melkor: *hides behind Eowyn*
Gil-Galad: *tries a cookie* ...wow, you girls make good cookies!
Theodwyn: *grins*
Melkor: mng
Theodwyn: *nudges Melly* Say something!