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this references something that really needs posted if I can just pin Thuringwethil's poster down for a few minutes. But you'll do fine.
Melkor: I FOUND MY VAMPIRE OMG
Eowyn: You did what, dear?
Melkor: I wandered off and a vampire found me! It's my vampire!
Eowyn: *narrows her eyes* What did I tell you about wandering off?
Melkor: ...you were giving someone surprise therapy *kicks a pebble and looks down guiltily*
Eowyn: I let you stay home by yourself, because you promised I could trust you. I guess I'm going to have to find a babysitter for you.
Melkor: NOOOO
Eowyn: We'll have to see if you can spend more time with Sexburg and Wynnie, I guess...
Melkor will not tolerate this foolishness.
Melkor: I FOUND MY VAMPIRE OMG
Eowyn: You did what, dear?
Melkor: I wandered off and a vampire found me! It's my vampire!
Eowyn: *narrows her eyes* What did I tell you about wandering off?
Melkor: ...you were giving someone surprise therapy *kicks a pebble and looks down guiltily*
Eowyn: I let you stay home by yourself, because you promised I could trust you. I guess I'm going to have to find a babysitter for you.
Melkor: NOOOO
Eowyn: We'll have to see if you can spend more time with Sexburg and Wynnie, I guess...
Melkor will not tolerate this foolishness.