Purloined meme
Ganked from kookamess, who always does the cool shit first. :P
:| WRATH |:.
1. Who did you last get angry with?:
This stupid bitch customer who stayed and stayed and stayed even though she saw everyone starting to put the jewelry into the safes all around us. A pox on her!
2. What is your weapon of choice?:
My mouth--I can be sort of nasty sometimes.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?:
If he had it coming. (Translation: If he hit me first or called me fat.)
4. How about of the same sex?:
Yeah, but it would have to be REALLY necessary.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?:
Who can say? I'm a bitch.
6. What is your pet peeve?:
Unapologetically poor spellers, snotty customers, LEMON SEEDS... There are many others, but let's move forward.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?:
I do. I try not to, but it's hard. :<
.:| SLOTH |:.
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a while?:
Floss!
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?:
6pm
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't:
Tie: My friend Sally in New Jersey and my great-aunt in Maryland
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?:
"I can't do appraisal templates, David, I'm prepping these jobs."
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...?):
Yes! Many, many of them!
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?:
On purpose? Years ago.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?:
5
.:| GLUTTONY |:.
1. What is your overpriced beverage of choice?:
CHAMPAGNE!
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?:
Filet of beef, all the way.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?:
It was probably in the Grove, and I would guess about two bottles of wine by myself from about 9am to 12am. :>
4. Ever used a professional diet company?
Negatory. I'd cheat, so I might as well do it for free.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?:
I've always been a big fat fatty. I think that's a "yes".
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?:
Sweets! Chocolate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7. Have you ever looked at a small pet or child and thought, "LUNCH"?:
No. And I think it's an odd question.
.:| LUST |:.
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?:
I'm not sure, really-- 5 or 6?
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?:
Uh... Fewer than 10, I know.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?:
Yes.
4. Have you "done it"?:
Is that what the kids are callin' it these days?? Yes, I have.
5. What is your favourite body part on a person of your gender of choice?:
Is this a trick question??
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?:
Yes.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?:
I have at that.
.:| GREED |:.
1. How many credit cards do you own?:
1
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?:
Tie: Juniker Maisson-Weiss
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?:
Fucking SPEND IT! On myself, my family, and my friends!!!!
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?:
Rich, hands down.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?:
In a New York minute I would.
6. Have you ever stolen anything?:
Yep. Sometimes on purpose but usually by accident.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?:
A hundred or so.
.:| PRIDE |:.
1. What's one thing you have done that you're most proud of?:
Passing my 20 stone on the first day.
2. What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?:
???
3. What's one thing would you like to accomplish in your life?:
(I don't have much ambition, really. Who'm I kidding?)
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?:
Yes, and it's b/c I only play games I know I can win.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?:
Does playing Trivial Pursuit count?
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?:
A Purity Test once. It sounds so silly now... :P
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?:
I didn't scream at anyone at work.
.:| ENVY |:.
1. What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own?:
I don't know? It's hard to say, really.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?:
My aunt Jane, the interior decorator :>
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?:
Princess Margaret :P
4. Have you ever been cheated on?:
Not that I know of.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?:
I'd love to be tall and skinny and flat-chested!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?:
Ambition and Universal Capability.
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey?:
Not really.
8. Finally, what is your favourite deadly sin?:
LUST--without question.
:| WRATH |:.
1. Who did you last get angry with?:
This stupid bitch customer who stayed and stayed and stayed even though she saw everyone starting to put the jewelry into the safes all around us. A pox on her!
2. What is your weapon of choice?:
My mouth--I can be sort of nasty sometimes.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?:
If he had it coming. (Translation: If he hit me first or called me fat.)
4. How about of the same sex?:
Yeah, but it would have to be REALLY necessary.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?:
Who can say? I'm a bitch.
6. What is your pet peeve?:
Unapologetically poor spellers, snotty customers, LEMON SEEDS... There are many others, but let's move forward.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?:
I do. I try not to, but it's hard. :<
.:| SLOTH |:.
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a while?:
Floss!
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?:
6pm
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't:
Tie: My friend Sally in New Jersey and my great-aunt in Maryland
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?:
"I can't do appraisal templates, David, I'm prepping these jobs."
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...?):
Yes! Many, many of them!
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?:
On purpose? Years ago.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?:
5
.:| GLUTTONY |:.
1. What is your overpriced beverage of choice?:
CHAMPAGNE!
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?:
Filet of beef, all the way.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?:
It was probably in the Grove, and I would guess about two bottles of wine by myself from about 9am to 12am. :>
4. Ever used a professional diet company?
Negatory. I'd cheat, so I might as well do it for free.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?:
I've always been a big fat fatty. I think that's a "yes".
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?:
Sweets! Chocolate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7. Have you ever looked at a small pet or child and thought, "LUNCH"?:
No. And I think it's an odd question.
.:| LUST |:.
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?:
I'm not sure, really-- 5 or 6?
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?:
Uh... Fewer than 10, I know.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?:
Yes.
4. Have you "done it"?:
Is that what the kids are callin' it these days?? Yes, I have.
5. What is your favourite body part on a person of your gender of choice?:
Is this a trick question??
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?:
Yes.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?:
I have at that.
.:| GREED |:.
1. How many credit cards do you own?:
1
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?:
Tie: Juniker Maisson-Weiss
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?:
Fucking SPEND IT! On myself, my family, and my friends!!!!
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?:
Rich, hands down.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?:
In a New York minute I would.
6. Have you ever stolen anything?:
Yep. Sometimes on purpose but usually by accident.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?:
A hundred or so.
.:| PRIDE |:.
1. What's one thing you have done that you're most proud of?:
Passing my 20 stone on the first day.
2. What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?:
???
3. What's one thing would you like to accomplish in your life?:
(I don't have much ambition, really. Who'm I kidding?)
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?:
Yes, and it's b/c I only play games I know I can win.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?:
Does playing Trivial Pursuit count?
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?:
A Purity Test once. It sounds so silly now... :P
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?:
I didn't scream at anyone at work.
.:| ENVY |:.
1. What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own?:
I don't know? It's hard to say, really.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?:
My aunt Jane, the interior decorator :>
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?:
Princess Margaret :P
4. Have you ever been cheated on?:
Not that I know of.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?:
I'd love to be tall and skinny and flat-chested!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?:
Ambition and Universal Capability.
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey?:
Not really.
8. Finally, what is your favourite deadly sin?:
LUST--without question.