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OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY BOYFRIEND HAS INSISTED ON BRINGING OVER A BUCKET OF KFC TONIGHT, ALONG WITH ALL THE OTHER CRAP THAT COMES WITH THE FAMILY MEAL....
He says hes all worried about me and I ought to just "let go" for a night for him, I dont want to rock the boat anymore with him and I think if I refuse hes going to be pissed. I mean really pissed, he puts up with a lot but KF-frikken-C?! What is he thinking!? And a WHOLE bucket!? And there will be fries and those awful salads, and gravy.... He KNOWS- I think this is some sort of lurid test. I dont know what to do, like I said- he knows, so he knows that this is like THE WORST possible thing for me to ingest and he will be watching and making sure I actually eat . He knows all the tricks I use to not eat in front of others but acccccckk, damn you JR! Damn you all to hell.
Ill show you "WHO SHOT JR?" Ill shoot you with a fucking drumstick you sneaky bastard!