[ic:] AFTER THE PIMPING MARRIAGE CEREMONY

[princessisyou]

We didn't.

...did we?

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[princesstopsyou]

...All evidence points to 'yes!'

[princessisyou]

This can't be happening!

[princesstopsyou]

[...sorry brb I am staring in horror at where my make-up has smudged off onto my hands]

[princessisyou]

...yes, Dimitri, you do have make up on. I'm so glad that's more important to you than us being influenced into believing we were in the sex industry and getting married that way!

[princesstopsyou]

Excuse me for having a little difficulty taking it all in!

[princessisyou]

That's true, I can't blame you for being slow.

[princesstopsyou]

[TSUN-- wait no]

[............clears his throat and, uh, removes himself a bit from Anya's ~personal space~]

[princessisyou]

[...o-oh right the. Personal space thing.

We were awfully close there.]

[princesstopsyou]

[YOUR FACE WAS REALLY CLOSE]

So, uh! We-- should probably figure out what to do from here.

[princessisyou]

...find that priest?

[princesstopsyou]

[nods]

Sounds good! Him and some damp towels.

[princessisyou]

It's too late now... we'll do something about it tomorrow. And find some replacement rings, these are ridiculous!

[princesstopsyou]

Ah! I can help with that.

[I'M GOING TO GO GET SOMETHING OUT OF MY SUITCASE NOW :>]

[princessisyou]

Don't tell me...?

[princesstopsyou]

[coming back with a box! which is being presented to Anya and opened with a GRAND FLOURISH. I'm sure you can guess what's inside :)]

Yeeees?

[princessisyou]

Oh Dimitri!

[tackle hug!]