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You Know You Go To SUNY Geneseo When...
*You've gone to Wal*Mart for fun
*Two words... DRUNK BUS
*You pre-game harder than you party
*Health services has asked you if you think you're pregnent when you went in for cold meds
*Condoms are the prize of choice for any school-sponsored game you play
*You leave the Geneseo bubble and are shocked that things happen outside of the bubble
*You have Mamma Mia's programmed into your cellphone
*You have drank with your RA
*You are amazed at what people will do for $10 at the end of a semester
*You would rather be caught with 5 cases of Keystone in your room than an extension cord
*You are afraid to imagine the type of person that your school does not accept
*You have written an appeal
*Friday morning you know who has showered by who still has the X on their hand from Thursday night
*You have a serious debate over whether it's "Pop" or "Soda"
*People always walk up to you saying "I met you last night!" and you swear that you have never seen them before
*The internet has stopped working in the past 24 hours
*You know if your car is in the loading zone for more then 20 minutes, you're gonna get a ticket
*Your laundry is constantly removed from the dryers and usually folded by some random person
*You've scheduled your classes so that you don't have to walk to Brodie
*You have attempted to catch a squirrel at least once
*You've gone to Wal*Mart for fun
*Two words... DRUNK BUS
*You pre-game harder than you party
*Health services has asked you if you think you're pregnent when you went in for cold meds
*Condoms are the prize of choice for any school-sponsored game you play
*You leave the Geneseo bubble and are shocked that things happen outside of the bubble
*You have Mamma Mia's programmed into your cellphone
*You have drank with your RA
*You are amazed at what people will do for $10 at the end of a semester
*You would rather be caught with 5 cases of Keystone in your room than an extension cord
*You are afraid to imagine the type of person that your school does not accept
*You have written an appeal
*Friday morning you know who has showered by who still has the X on their hand from Thursday night
*You have a serious debate over whether it's "Pop" or "Soda"
*People always walk up to you saying "I met you last night!" and you swear that you have never seen them before
*The internet has stopped working in the past 24 hours
*You know if your car is in the loading zone for more then 20 minutes, you're gonna get a ticket
*Your laundry is constantly removed from the dryers and usually folded by some random person
*You've scheduled your classes so that you don't have to walk to Brodie
*You have attempted to catch a squirrel at least once