Desperate Housewives that we missed....
Here's a recap from TV Without Pity:
The police invite Bree over to George's house so that they can (a) tell her in person that George is dead, and (b) tell her about the Bree-altar room George had in his house, which is full of all kinds of unsavory things (Bree's stolen underthings and also a life-sized Bree doll, for example). The police warn Bree that the press has been sniffing around the George story, and they advise her to give her family a heads-up. So Bree removes Andrew from deprogramming camp and tells him that George killed Rex. Andrew holds Bree responsible for Rex's death (seeing as she was the motivation for George's actions), so out of spite and/or lust, Andrew invites Justin over for some videogame playing and also sex. But before they do the sex, Andrew tells Justin all about his hatred for Bree, and his plan to unearth some juicy, life-destroying dirt on her. Soon thereafter, the always-accommodating Bree obliges Andrew's deep, dark wish by confessing that she watched George die. So now Andrew has all the ammo he needs to bring Bree down, poor Bree! Susan's bio-Papa Prudy gets busted for solicitation, so he asks his bio-daughter to come bail him out. Bio-Dad's wife spots Susan's car as she drops Papa Prudy off at home and mistakes Susan for one of his whores. So Mrs. Prudy writes down Susan's plate numbers, tracks down her address, and then spray-paints "WHORE" in foot-tall letters across Susan's garage door. Papa Prudy agrees to tell his wife the truth, but of course he doesn't, which Susan discovers when she runs into Mrs. Prudy at the market and the woman starts pelting Susan with groceries. Susan confesses her status as a bio-daughter, and Mrs. Prudy is crushed by the news, since clearly it indicates just how far back Prudy's philandering stretches. Lynette agitates to get a daycare program at work. To get enough kids to qualify, Lynette needs Boss Ed's baby to sign up, but Ed's wife, a "perfect mother," doesn't want to let her baby out of her sight. But after some Lynette-meddling, which involves pitting Ed against his wife, Lynette prevails, and the daycare is a go! Gabby donates $8000 to the church with hopes that the funds will enable Sister Mary Hotpants to go to Africa, but SMH counters by talking Carlos into going to Africa, too. When Carlos goes for his immunization shots, Gabby deliberately neglects to tell the doctor that Carlos is allergic to eggs, which are a big part of one of the shots, with hopes that the resulting allergy attack will leave Carlos too sick to leave the country. Cut to Carlos shivering and sweating in bed, and calling out Sister Mary's name, zing. Caleb Applewrong, who has gone mute since his arrest, has been placed in a nuthatch facility. Betty does her famous distracting-piano trick, which magically provides Matthew with enough cover to sneak Caleb out. (Oh and there are some weird men -- maybe bounty hunters? -- who also seem to be after Caleb. Mysterious!)
My friend gave me a freaking awesome recap of what happened and she said that they didn't make out just got really close. Here's to your reading.
The police invite Bree over to George's house so that they can (a) tell her in person that George is dead, and (b) tell her about the Bree-altar room George had in his house, which is full of all kinds of unsavory things (Bree's stolen underthings and also a life-sized Bree doll, for example). The police warn Bree that the press has been sniffing around the George story, and they advise her to give her family a heads-up. So Bree removes Andrew from deprogramming camp and tells him that George killed Rex. Andrew holds Bree responsible for Rex's death (seeing as she was the motivation for George's actions), so out of spite and/or lust, Andrew invites Justin over for some videogame playing and also sex. But before they do the sex, Andrew tells Justin all about his hatred for Bree, and his plan to unearth some juicy, life-destroying dirt on her. Soon thereafter, the always-accommodating Bree obliges Andrew's deep, dark wish by confessing that she watched George die. So now Andrew has all the ammo he needs to bring Bree down, poor Bree! Susan's bio-Papa Prudy gets busted for solicitation, so he asks his bio-daughter to come bail him out. Bio-Dad's wife spots Susan's car as she drops Papa Prudy off at home and mistakes Susan for one of his whores. So Mrs. Prudy writes down Susan's plate numbers, tracks down her address, and then spray-paints "WHORE" in foot-tall letters across Susan's garage door. Papa Prudy agrees to tell his wife the truth, but of course he doesn't, which Susan discovers when she runs into Mrs. Prudy at the market and the woman starts pelting Susan with groceries. Susan confesses her status as a bio-daughter, and Mrs. Prudy is crushed by the news, since clearly it indicates just how far back Prudy's philandering stretches. Lynette agitates to get a daycare program at work. To get enough kids to qualify, Lynette needs Boss Ed's baby to sign up, but Ed's wife, a "perfect mother," doesn't want to let her baby out of her sight. But after some Lynette-meddling, which involves pitting Ed against his wife, Lynette prevails, and the daycare is a go! Gabby donates $8000 to the church with hopes that the funds will enable Sister Mary Hotpants to go to Africa, but SMH counters by talking Carlos into going to Africa, too. When Carlos goes for his immunization shots, Gabby deliberately neglects to tell the doctor that Carlos is allergic to eggs, which are a big part of one of the shots, with hopes that the resulting allergy attack will leave Carlos too sick to leave the country. Cut to Carlos shivering and sweating in bed, and calling out Sister Mary's name, zing. Caleb Applewrong, who has gone mute since his arrest, has been placed in a nuthatch facility. Betty does her famous distracting-piano trick, which magically provides Matthew with enough cover to sneak Caleb out. (Oh and there are some weird men -- maybe bounty hunters? -- who also seem to be after Caleb. Mysterious!)
My friend gave me a freaking awesome recap of what happened and she said that they didn't make out just got really close. Here's to your reading.