My body is a temple, not a cafe
I AM STAAAARVING!!! It is lunchtime in the office and all around me, people are tucking into chips, and curries, and burgers... pouring on salt with gay abandon, happily dripping mayonnaise onto their shirts, loudly slurping fizzy drinks.... and here I sit at the front desk, alone and hollow.
I've been shovelling all manner of exotic fruits down my gob to stave off the hunger, but it's even worse than sushi (you know, momentarily sated then starving 20 minutes later) because it is just disappearing into the void. I am looking at a pile of skins and rinds and seeds in the bin, and I have a kiwi fruit seed stuck in my teeth, so I seem to have eaten LOADS, but I just don't feel like anything substantial has passed my lips since I woke up.
Surely I have lost a kilo just this morning, I certainly feel healthier. Pure, even.
I wonder if I will be one of those people who are so hungry and craving sugar and fatty things, that they sleepwalk to the fridge and sleepEAT? :)
I've been shovelling all manner of exotic fruits down my gob to stave off the hunger, but it's even worse than sushi (you know, momentarily sated then starving 20 minutes later) because it is just disappearing into the void. I am looking at a pile of skins and rinds and seeds in the bin, and I have a kiwi fruit seed stuck in my teeth, so I seem to have eaten LOADS, but I just don't feel like anything substantial has passed my lips since I woke up.
Surely I have lost a kilo just this morning, I certainly feel healthier. Pure, even.
I wonder if I will be one of those people who are so hungry and craving sugar and fatty things, that they sleepwalk to the fridge and sleepEAT? :)