Everything I Need To Know in Life I Learned from Bilbo Baggins

Feb 13, 2012 13:10

-Size is overrated.

-You probably are braver than you think you are, if you give yourself a chance.

-never laugh at live dragons

-mercy is a good thing

-good food is important

-look out for trolls!

-spiders are disgusting

-sometimes sitting on the doorstep produces astonishing results

-its a good idea to skip pompous ramblings and get to the point.

-never invite thirteen dwarves for tea.

-it doesn't matter if everyone thinks you're crazy, if you know what really counts.
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