More Fanfic Letters

[princesselwen]

Here are a few more fanfiction letters. Some of them are for Harry Potter, and some for other fandoms.

Dear Fanfic Writers,
Please stop making me cheat on my wife. Ron would kill me.
Sincerely
Harry Potter

Dear Fanfic Writers,
Right about that, mate.
Sincerely,
Ron Weasley.

Dear Fanfic Writers,
Lily Evan was the one and only love of my life. I am certainly not carrying on secret affairs with my students, and I find those rumors to be absolutely disgusting. Oh and stop with the Lily-bashing. It was my fault, not hers, and if I see one more person blaming her for my screwed-up life, I will use Sectumsempra!
Sincerely,
Severus Snape

Dear Fanfic Writers,
I am not evil. Yes, I have done some morally questionable acts--hasn't everyone?--but I hardly think that justifies picturing me as the next Dark Lord,
Sincerely 
Albus Dumbledore
P.S. I'm still dead.

Dear Fanfic Writers
We. Are. Not. Gay.
Sincerely
Every-Male-Character-Except-Dumbledore

Here's some for Percy Jackson:

Dear Fanfic Writers
Virgin. Goddess. Look it up
Sincerely
Artemis

Dear Fanfic Writers
PARTY PONIES OWN YOUR FACES!
Sincerely 
The Party Ponies.