My wonderful puppy is a freak!!

Aug 04, 2008 20:36

Work was awful yet again but coming home was awesome. i come home to see Dakota out front with his face in the grass. i thought he was eating grass (Which he REALLY likes to do) but he would still look up and run to the car when u pull up and he didn't do that. so i park and pull down the window to call him. he runs up and i notice that there are  black stuff on his face and they were moving. i turn off the car, got out and looked at his face to find it's COVERED WITH ANTS!!! o_O!!! i was like WTF!!!! i brushed them all off because i dont want them to bite him. (he is my little baby ^_^) when i finished, i took him inside. i kept calling him a dork! i thought he was eating an ant hill, which would have been a first for him but still quite normal of him. i mean my dog goes fishing for rocks!!!! he doesn't have his adult teeth at full size because he chews rocks!! my dog is just weird. well i told my mom what happened and she asked if there was a Mickey d's bag outside and i said no. and she was 'well there were some fries next to a bag outside. he must have eaten them while the ants had them." i was like oh ok HE IS A BIG DORK!!!

...................... so yes my dog has now ate ant covered fries. so the list of stuff he has eaten is the fake grass u put in easter baskets (which did get suck in his ass and i had to put out X_X), a dollar bill which i believe we still have because i wanted it ^_^, the cat's food rocks, and some halloween candy. i love my dog!

work, dork, gross, dakota

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