Like punching someone in the dark.
Yeah, what I mean by that is long and boring. I was watching that episode of Les Simpsons where Bart's caught shoplifting. And Lisa says to Bart "Mom's heart doesn't just wipe clean like this bathroom sink, it absorbs everything that touches it, like this bathroom rug." And for the first time, I felt I had something in common with a bathroom rug.
But of course, this is a time for strange comparisons. So far in the past week I've identified with a hunchback, some old gum, someone comdemned to be whipped in hell with a lash of fire for all eternity, a sundried tomato bagel, a clementine peel in the shape of a penis, sour cream, the archdeacon of Josas, a broken cigarette, and my watch. Seriously. And about half of those comparisons made me cry, if that gives you any idea of my week. It was really crappy. Like insanely shitty. I can't believe I made it. Largely contributing to that was the fact that over break my sleep schedule officially slid to 2 am to noon, and the school system doesn't really confine to that. And of course there was other stuff but you've all heard about that. So yeah, one shitty pathetic little week. And now the freedom of a two day weekend streches in front of me like a cat with stripes, luxuriously bathing in the sunlight. Except I am allergic to cats. I really want to have some fun though. Really really badly. I think I deserve it, don't you? I want to have so much fun I can't even remember it. Any ideas? Come on don't be shy.
And if you are shy, get the hell out you shy fuck.
But of course, this is a time for strange comparisons. So far in the past week I've identified with a hunchback, some old gum, someone comdemned to be whipped in hell with a lash of fire for all eternity, a sundried tomato bagel, a clementine peel in the shape of a penis, sour cream, the archdeacon of Josas, a broken cigarette, and my watch. Seriously. And about half of those comparisons made me cry, if that gives you any idea of my week. It was really crappy. Like insanely shitty. I can't believe I made it. Largely contributing to that was the fact that over break my sleep schedule officially slid to 2 am to noon, and the school system doesn't really confine to that. And of course there was other stuff but you've all heard about that. So yeah, one shitty pathetic little week. And now the freedom of a two day weekend streches in front of me like a cat with stripes, luxuriously bathing in the sunlight. Except I am allergic to cats. I really want to have some fun though. Really really badly. I think I deserve it, don't you? I want to have so much fun I can't even remember it. Any ideas? Come on don't be shy.
And if you are shy, get the hell out you shy fuck.