Oh. My. God.
So here's a joke:
An atheist was walking in the forest, when he came upon a very dark, dark part. He looked up and saw near the bridge was a huge Mama Bear, which saw him too. He instinctively started running, as fast as he could. When he finally looked behind himself, he saw the Mama Bear was coming closer, and closer, and he tripped. Within an quick instant, the Mama Bear had pinned him down and was about to hit him across his face with her paw, when the atheist cried out "Oh my God." Upon saying those words, time stood still and a bright light shone through the forest and a voice said, "I am here." The atheist replied, "Help me." God said, "Do you expect me to help you even though you don't believe in me? I thought you weren't a Christian." The atheist replied saying "I know, I don't want to be a Christian, but you can help me out by making the bear one." So God made the Mama Bear a Christian and disappeared. Time began again, and the Mama Bear put both paws together and said "Bless us Oh Lord and these thy gifts..."
Guess the atheist wished for the wrong thing :P
An atheist was walking in the forest, when he came upon a very dark, dark part. He looked up and saw near the bridge was a huge Mama Bear, which saw him too. He instinctively started running, as fast as he could. When he finally looked behind himself, he saw the Mama Bear was coming closer, and closer, and he tripped. Within an quick instant, the Mama Bear had pinned him down and was about to hit him across his face with her paw, when the atheist cried out "Oh my God." Upon saying those words, time stood still and a bright light shone through the forest and a voice said, "I am here." The atheist replied, "Help me." God said, "Do you expect me to help you even though you don't believe in me? I thought you weren't a Christian." The atheist replied saying "I know, I don't want to be a Christian, but you can help me out by making the bear one." So God made the Mama Bear a Christian and disappeared. Time began again, and the Mama Bear put both paws together and said "Bless us Oh Lord and these thy gifts..."
Guess the atheist wished for the wrong thing :P