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Bud Light Presents.....
Today we solute you, Mr.Constant Collar Putter Upper. You, bedecked in popped collar, teach us that we no longer have to live with a cold back of the neck. Sure your pink alligator polo may look feminine to some, but not to the 17 other FRAT guys wearing the same thing at the bar.
Where others may see thoughtless fashion conformity, you preach a higher gospel. You preach of a world where its ok for a man to go tanning. You ask "why can't we wear make-up, and use shampoo with lavender essence?" So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Mr. Abercrombie (or is it Fitch?), because we all know, when we really need a piece of gum, you might have one........ in your man purse.........
Im sorry, that is just fucking hilarious. Popped Collars are sooo fucking gay. Im so glad my boyfriend doesn't act like a fag!!!!
Today we solute you, Mr.Constant Collar Putter Upper. You, bedecked in popped collar, teach us that we no longer have to live with a cold back of the neck. Sure your pink alligator polo may look feminine to some, but not to the 17 other FRAT guys wearing the same thing at the bar.
Where others may see thoughtless fashion conformity, you preach a higher gospel. You preach of a world where its ok for a man to go tanning. You ask "why can't we wear make-up, and use shampoo with lavender essence?" So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Mr. Abercrombie (or is it Fitch?), because we all know, when we really need a piece of gum, you might have one........ in your man purse.........
Im sorry, that is just fucking hilarious. Popped Collars are sooo fucking gay. Im so glad my boyfriend doesn't act like a fag!!!!