Book Review Rating System
Reviews on examiner.com [follow the link to subscribe to me!] use a five star system. As everyone has a different personal rating system I thought it prudent to include mine here.
Five Stars - Buy this book. Buy copies for all your friends and family. This will probably be a best seller and a classic and you need to read it to be a better example of humanity for our alien overlords. If you haven't read this book by the Zombie Apocalypse then you deserve to be eaten.
Four Stars - Buy a copy for yourself but only lend it or recommend it. If your friends miss out then its their loss and you're a better person for it. In fact having read this book might give you that edge you need to overcome and survive when an exterminating AI becomes sentient.
Three Stars - Wait for this one to come out in paperback. Its not worth the extra money you'd spend on a hardcover or new eBook edition and you could probably use that money to stock up on extra ammo and gasoline for Molotov cocktails.
Two Stars - Borrow this one from a friend or from your local library, as its not worth the cost of purchase, but still worth reading. In fact an audiobook version might even be more entertaining if read by a cool celebrity with a hot voice. Remember that books burn at 451 degrees Fahrenheit so read or listen to it now while its still available.
One Star - If civilization fell or you were trapped on a deserted island or on an endless flight and all you had was a tattered copy of this book, then reading it would probably keep you entertained enough that you wouldn't make an imaginary friend out of a volleyball. Also you might loose a few brain cells thus making you less appetizing to the zombie hoards.
No Stars - Skip this book! Its not worth the paper its printed on and you're probably better off doing something else, like target practice as zombies aren't going to kill themselves. If you had to you could probably throw this book at a zombie and it would die, from boredom.
Five Stars - Buy this book. Buy copies for all your friends and family. This will probably be a best seller and a classic and you need to read it to be a better example of humanity for our alien overlords. If you haven't read this book by the Zombie Apocalypse then you deserve to be eaten.
Four Stars - Buy a copy for yourself but only lend it or recommend it. If your friends miss out then its their loss and you're a better person for it. In fact having read this book might give you that edge you need to overcome and survive when an exterminating AI becomes sentient.
Three Stars - Wait for this one to come out in paperback. Its not worth the extra money you'd spend on a hardcover or new eBook edition and you could probably use that money to stock up on extra ammo and gasoline for Molotov cocktails.
Two Stars - Borrow this one from a friend or from your local library, as its not worth the cost of purchase, but still worth reading. In fact an audiobook version might even be more entertaining if read by a cool celebrity with a hot voice. Remember that books burn at 451 degrees Fahrenheit so read or listen to it now while its still available.
One Star - If civilization fell or you were trapped on a deserted island or on an endless flight and all you had was a tattered copy of this book, then reading it would probably keep you entertained enough that you wouldn't make an imaginary friend out of a volleyball. Also you might loose a few brain cells thus making you less appetizing to the zombie hoards.
No Stars - Skip this book! Its not worth the paper its printed on and you're probably better off doing something else, like target practice as zombies aren't going to kill themselves. If you had to you could probably throw this book at a zombie and it would die, from boredom.