shut the fuck up, david
this weekend i saw MY ADAM! i am so in love with him that i would totally marry him, but gays can't marry, right? oh well. its so sick that i seriously could marry him, totally legally, in every state in the country. ah well. i AM in love with him. i havent seen him in forever, since i broke up with his psycho ex-best friend, sanya. now he knows shes nuts. so we can make fun of her behind her back. anyway, we went to the improv and it was ever so much fun. i can't even begin to explain it, he's just a big old queen and im very happy that were speaking again.
...and i saw beth and we went to viva vienna and i won a HOT PINK BLOWUP GUITAR! beth had her pink blowup sax and we pretended like we were rock stars and danced with them in front of her mirror and lip synched to dressy bessy. we are so damn cool. hey beth- ill bet you thought that secret was safe but hahahah, the world knows what freakin dorks we are. i am so devious. lalalalala, we also watched being john malkovitch and i too am now smitten with cameron diaz. thats really a great name, i never realized it before. the movie was a lot queerer than i expected. and i can do the fly! huzzah!
...and EVERYONE must come to the dykemarch poster party this saturday(june 5)! its at the witman walker clinic, 1407 S st. nw (u st cardozo metro, 13th st exit) you can be a marshal (we desperately need more!) which means you keep all the dykes in line and keep em all safe and its really not hard, you pretty much usher them away from traffic and know what to do in emergencies and get a hot pink T.W.A.T. Team (thats "tigers, wild and tame" you know) t shirt and you need to show up at 10 am and the poster making and all is at 12-3pm, same place and day and all, you can make gorgeous posters and t shirts for the marshals and noise makers and organizer sashes and pasties if you'd like (but dont need in dc!!!) and well provide everything, but bring stuff if you can- especially posterboard, markers and those avery labels, the ones they use for address labels that we can make stickers with- we need them desperately, steal them from work, school, yr parents, whatever. and you can also learn to EAT FIRE!! we will have the trainer there again! its so great- even if you cant come to the march, please help out! we will be sidewalk chalking the area too! yay!
...and i saw beth and we went to viva vienna and i won a HOT PINK BLOWUP GUITAR! beth had her pink blowup sax and we pretended like we were rock stars and danced with them in front of her mirror and lip synched to dressy bessy. we are so damn cool. hey beth- ill bet you thought that secret was safe but hahahah, the world knows what freakin dorks we are. i am so devious. lalalalala, we also watched being john malkovitch and i too am now smitten with cameron diaz. thats really a great name, i never realized it before. the movie was a lot queerer than i expected. and i can do the fly! huzzah!
...and EVERYONE must come to the dykemarch poster party this saturday(june 5)! its at the witman walker clinic, 1407 S st. nw (u st cardozo metro, 13th st exit) you can be a marshal (we desperately need more!) which means you keep all the dykes in line and keep em all safe and its really not hard, you pretty much usher them away from traffic and know what to do in emergencies and get a hot pink T.W.A.T. Team (thats "tigers, wild and tame" you know) t shirt and you need to show up at 10 am and the poster making and all is at 12-3pm, same place and day and all, you can make gorgeous posters and t shirts for the marshals and noise makers and organizer sashes and pasties if you'd like (but dont need in dc!!!) and well provide everything, but bring stuff if you can- especially posterboard, markers and those avery labels, the ones they use for address labels that we can make stickers with- we need them desperately, steal them from work, school, yr parents, whatever. and you can also learn to EAT FIRE!! we will have the trainer there again! its so great- even if you cant come to the march, please help out! we will be sidewalk chalking the area too! yay!