a couple of funnys
Five tips for women every where!!
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
Friends and Homies
the difference between FRIENDS and HOMIES....
FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
HOMIES: are the reason you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
HOMIES: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
HOMIES: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"
FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
HOMIES: cry with you
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
HOMIES: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
HOMIES: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
HOMIES: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
HOMIES: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
HOMIES: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
HOMIES: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."
FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
HOMIES: Will knock them the fuck out
FRIENDS: Tell you what you want to hear
HOMIES: Tell you what really happened because you deserve to know the truth. Even if it hurts!
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
Friends and Homies
the difference between FRIENDS and HOMIES....
FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
HOMIES: are the reason you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
HOMIES: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
HOMIES: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"
FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
HOMIES: cry with you
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
HOMIES: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
HOMIES: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
HOMIES: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
HOMIES: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
HOMIES: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
HOMIES: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."
FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
HOMIES: Will knock them the fuck out
FRIENDS: Tell you what you want to hear
HOMIES: Tell you what really happened because you deserve to know the truth. Even if it hurts!