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The Potion MakerPrincess_Skyemium is a milky, runny puce gel gleaned from the lungs of a fox.Silentiumamorisium is a translucent, gritty olive powder distilled from the flower of a lily of the valley.Mixing Princess_Skyemium with Silentiumamorisium causes a violent chemical reaction, producing a cloudy white potion which gives the user the power of dodging bullets.Yet another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern
My LiveJournal SitcomAs The Princess_Skye Turns (ABC, 12:30): Princess_Skye (Gena Lee Nolin) convinces hellonwheels (Mary Stuart Masterson) to buy a hand cream. In the next town over, keiffer (Emma Thompson) accidentally scratches sadisticlolli (Natalie Portman)'s favorite vest. Afterwards, fearthereaper (Sean Penn) gets ristan (Horatio Sanz) drunk. Upstairs, silentiumamoris (Adam Baldwin) plays chess against kristoc (Hugo Weaving), who doesn't know how. The week after, vblackangelv (Jon Lovitz) eats thestorm (Rachel Blanchard)'s raspberry cheesecake. Hilarious results follow.What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)
Princess_Skye's Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level: 6Average number of words per sentence:13.40Average number of syllables per word:1.40Total words in sample:2050Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern
My LiveJournal SitcomAs The Princess_Skye Turns (ABC, 12:30): Princess_Skye (Gena Lee Nolin) convinces hellonwheels (Mary Stuart Masterson) to buy a hand cream. In the next town over, keiffer (Emma Thompson) accidentally scratches sadisticlolli (Natalie Portman)'s favorite vest. Afterwards, fearthereaper (Sean Penn) gets ristan (Horatio Sanz) drunk. Upstairs, silentiumamoris (Adam Baldwin) plays chess against kristoc (Hugo Weaving), who doesn't know how. The week after, vblackangelv (Jon Lovitz) eats thestorm (Rachel Blanchard)'s raspberry cheesecake. Hilarious results follow.What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)
Princess_Skye's Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level: 6Average number of words per sentence:13.40Average number of syllables per word:1.40Total words in sample:2050Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern