Old Lady Shit Vag
Living with an old lady has it's perks. She pays the bills.
It also has it's down falls. She smears her shit into her vagina when she wipes back to front. She is a child of the depression so she'll only use 5 squares folded up, she can't see so she doesn't see the dried shit flakes all in her Depends (and bed, and floor), she can't smell so she has no idea that she is slowly filling the house up with her stench, and she is so frail anyway that even if she used a normal amount of TP and wiped her ass first then her vag, she would still end up with shit all over the fucking place.
So Friday I washed all of her sheets and bedding, her bath room and bedroom to get rid of the awful smell. Mother gave her a shower (we always assist her with her showers anyway), and gave her a huge lecture about shit in the house, the smell, and that there is a baby walking around.
Needless to say, she has forgotten the lecture and continues to smear shit into her old wrinkly vag.
I feel badly for her. Imagine living your whole life and then getting yelled at for smearing shit into your vag? Totally embarrassing.
It also has it's down falls. She smears her shit into her vagina when she wipes back to front. She is a child of the depression so she'll only use 5 squares folded up, she can't see so she doesn't see the dried shit flakes all in her Depends (and bed, and floor), she can't smell so she has no idea that she is slowly filling the house up with her stench, and she is so frail anyway that even if she used a normal amount of TP and wiped her ass first then her vag, she would still end up with shit all over the fucking place.
So Friday I washed all of her sheets and bedding, her bath room and bedroom to get rid of the awful smell. Mother gave her a shower (we always assist her with her showers anyway), and gave her a huge lecture about shit in the house, the smell, and that there is a baby walking around.
Needless to say, she has forgotten the lecture and continues to smear shit into her old wrinkly vag.
I feel badly for her. Imagine living your whole life and then getting yelled at for smearing shit into your vag? Totally embarrassing.