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[princess_ofhell]

"Darling, look, we're in the news."

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[_vampiregod_]

Nice.

[princess_ofhell]

I thought so too darling. It's clearly a case of harrassment. *smirks*

[unholy_heir]

Mom? Who's the guy up there with the over-sharp incisors?

And in case you didn't notice? Dad is smoking a JOINT in the picture mom.

[princess_ofhell]

You really need to start paying attention to the world around you Lucian darling. His name is Deacon Frost, aka La Magra.

Really? He is? You'd have thought the police would have noticed that wouldn't you? *grins*

[unholy_heir]

Mom. You know I don't get into modern music. What's La Magra - some new boy band?

*glares* Yea, you'd have thought. Can't for the life of me figure out how they didn't. *sarcastic? Must be a trait that runs in the family*

*shakes his head* Man, what are my friends gonna think. Bad enough that you're a MILF, but with Dad taking a toke on the front page? Damn.

[princess_ofhell]

*laughs at the thought of Deacon in a boy band.* Not quite baby, not quite.

It's beyond me *incredulous look* They really are slacking though it has to be said.

Your friends will think you have the coolest parents alive, what's your problem sweetie? *purses her lips in a fake pout as she says sweetie and ruffles his hair* Which ones want to fuck me by the way? Just curious.

[unholy_heir]

Must be New York Cops. I heard they were all crooked anyhow.

Mom, you were hottest Mom, and MILF by the senior class. *shakes his head, confused* That was guys and girls, Mom. *tips of his ears turn red*

[princess_ofhell]

Well if they weren't before, they certainly are now darling.

Really? Fascinating. I can't blame them though, hell even I want to fuck me. Shall I send them some signed photographs baby?

[unholy_heir]

*blush spreads, rapidly*

*mumbles*

No.. it's ok, Mom. Really.

*head desk*

[_vampiregod_]

Oh quite clearly. Hope ya nail'em.

[princess_ofhell]

Well, we'll see what they have to offer in the way of compensation first. *smirks*

Right now Chief Inspector Graham would lick Daryl's arsehole if I merely suggested it.

[darylvhorne]

Now that's a thought. *takes another toke* But his sixteen year old neice is more my sty.. oh, sorry babe.

*kisses her*

Just reminiscing.

[princess_ofhell]

*glares at him as he kisses her, his tongue slipping in stopping her from replying*

*when the kiss breaks* You should be careful darling, it doesn't take much more than that from you and I'll string her up outside your bedroom window by her intestines.

*sweet smile*