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hows it going?
thought I'd just drop a few lines in. how nice i hear you say.
not much going on. went down to Yorkshire for a first birthday. bloody hell, i want to turn 1 all over again coz that was one wicked celebration. far too much cider and vodka were consumed but we all had a blast.
been going out on the town in edinburgh with my flatmate Jenny a bit. We get drunk and make weird plans like hiring a maid to clean up after us. We've decided to employ one straight from the Nike factory so that they'll think 2p per day is heaps of money to be paid.
We also decided the following:
we need to stop going to this one dodgy club we always end up in.
we're gonna open our own pub.
we're gonna have a house party and fill the bath up with ice and alcohol.
we're gonna film our own tv show just like the Simple Life. only better.
we need to buy our own helicopter so we don't have to catch the train to go on holidays anymore.
to do the above we need to win lotto.
to do the above we need to remember to buy lotto tickets.
yeah we have some stellar conversations. lol.
what else? oh we've decided to go to Ireland in the New Year. just need to stop drinking wine and book tickets! we both reckon it's gonna be a last minute thing! heh heh.
anyhoo, what else? nothing really, i cut myself the other day making a vegemite and cheese toasty. go figure. actually, i was watching Scrubs at the same time and not looking at what i was doing. Dr Zach Braff didn't appear to magically fix me up tho. dammit.
Christmas... argh! it's nearly here! where has this year gone?! i'm going back down to Yorkshire for it. More vodka and more cider will be consumed i reckon, should be fun tho. however, it will be FREEZING if this last weekend is anything to go by! eeeeek!
Anyway, must go. Work to be done blah blah blah. whateverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
have a good day peeps! x
hows it going?
thought I'd just drop a few lines in. how nice i hear you say.
not much going on. went down to Yorkshire for a first birthday. bloody hell, i want to turn 1 all over again coz that was one wicked celebration. far too much cider and vodka were consumed but we all had a blast.
been going out on the town in edinburgh with my flatmate Jenny a bit. We get drunk and make weird plans like hiring a maid to clean up after us. We've decided to employ one straight from the Nike factory so that they'll think 2p per day is heaps of money to be paid.
We also decided the following:
we need to stop going to this one dodgy club we always end up in.
we're gonna open our own pub.
we're gonna have a house party and fill the bath up with ice and alcohol.
we're gonna film our own tv show just like the Simple Life. only better.
we need to buy our own helicopter so we don't have to catch the train to go on holidays anymore.
to do the above we need to win lotto.
to do the above we need to remember to buy lotto tickets.
yeah we have some stellar conversations. lol.
what else? oh we've decided to go to Ireland in the New Year. just need to stop drinking wine and book tickets! we both reckon it's gonna be a last minute thing! heh heh.
anyhoo, what else? nothing really, i cut myself the other day making a vegemite and cheese toasty. go figure. actually, i was watching Scrubs at the same time and not looking at what i was doing. Dr Zach Braff didn't appear to magically fix me up tho. dammit.
Christmas... argh! it's nearly here! where has this year gone?! i'm going back down to Yorkshire for it. More vodka and more cider will be consumed i reckon, should be fun tho. however, it will be FREEZING if this last weekend is anything to go by! eeeeek!
Anyway, must go. Work to be done blah blah blah. whateverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
have a good day peeps! x