May 19, 2005 08:46
I'm so busy, at home and at work:/
I made a fatal mistake last night and watched the news. This wasn't a good thing to do, seeing as I'm tired and sick and pissy as it is.
Anyway, I have to say this:
a) If I ever catch anyone ransacking my house, if the only thing I do to them is tie a noose around their neck and hit them, they should consider themselves damn bloody lucky.
Truthfully, I would be far more inclined to beat them within an inch of their life, and dump them naked in the middle of a very public place with 'I'm a thief' written across their face in nikko and several laxatives working their caustic way through their bowels.
b) I sincerely hope Schapelle Corby is acquitted and sent home
c) Why would someone with three current girlfriends, none of whom are ugly, spend money on call girls?
d) Poor Kylie.