Friggin Home Owner's Associations
So have mice problems in garage. Call property manager he says they'll get it fixed. Two weeks later I have to keep nagging and finally get the direct phone for the fix it guy and get the holes in the garage patched up. Not sure we got em all but we'll see if they stop showing up over the next several days.
In the mean time I'd been parking my car in general parking (property manager gives me permission) so as not to get mouse chewed wires that make my car unsafe to drive. Some maniacal head trip of a dip shit of an HOA board member has been ticketing my car and threatening to tow. I start leaving notes on my dashboard explaining the situation. Also start hounding the Property manager to send me parking permits (I'm supposed to have two and I've been here since around October) as they still hadn't sent any. The car tickets get more and more nasty and they finally leave a few saying my car will be towed immediately and that they (the board of HOA have not given me permission to park here). I leave a note saying I'll be sending them the bill as I have permission to park here from the property manager. They start breathing down the property manager's neck and I get a call from him today saying I have to park my car off site. I explain to him I'm supposed to have 2 parking spots and that I'm currently parking my other car off site too. I tell him he needs to send me the permits and he says... yeah, but since you don't have them YET I have to park all my cars off site.
Bleh!
I'm also told my guests aren't allowed to park here unless they have guests passes. Friggin morons.
On the plus side, my landlord is an angel and thinks this whole issue is a pile of dicks. She's been bugging the HOA and property company to send us our passes and get my garage mouse free. Needless to say, it is making me reconsider staying here next year when the lease is up. She's awesome, but parking here is lame.
Anyways, later this evening we finally got the new passes after I and my landlord kept up our daily harassment of the (HOA cocksuckers) powers that be. I find out that two guest passes we were given are ones that need to be filled out and are one time use only. Are they kidding me? I'm only allowed to have two guests before I have to go through all this again to get more passes?
Also, the HOA ticketmongers had ticketed my handicapped (with a Handicapped sticker in her car) mother saying she needed to park off site and walk up the hill with her crippled leg and cane. What a bunch of power hungry stay-at-home entitled stepford retards.
In the mean time I'd been parking my car in general parking (property manager gives me permission) so as not to get mouse chewed wires that make my car unsafe to drive. Some maniacal head trip of a dip shit of an HOA board member has been ticketing my car and threatening to tow. I start leaving notes on my dashboard explaining the situation. Also start hounding the Property manager to send me parking permits (I'm supposed to have two and I've been here since around October) as they still hadn't sent any. The car tickets get more and more nasty and they finally leave a few saying my car will be towed immediately and that they (the board of HOA have not given me permission to park here). I leave a note saying I'll be sending them the bill as I have permission to park here from the property manager. They start breathing down the property manager's neck and I get a call from him today saying I have to park my car off site. I explain to him I'm supposed to have 2 parking spots and that I'm currently parking my other car off site too. I tell him he needs to send me the permits and he says... yeah, but since you don't have them YET I have to park all my cars off site.
Bleh!
I'm also told my guests aren't allowed to park here unless they have guests passes. Friggin morons.
On the plus side, my landlord is an angel and thinks this whole issue is a pile of dicks. She's been bugging the HOA and property company to send us our passes and get my garage mouse free. Needless to say, it is making me reconsider staying here next year when the lease is up. She's awesome, but parking here is lame.
Anyways, later this evening we finally got the new passes after I and my landlord kept up our daily harassment of the (HOA cocksuckers) powers that be. I find out that two guest passes we were given are ones that need to be filled out and are one time use only. Are they kidding me? I'm only allowed to have two guests before I have to go through all this again to get more passes?
Also, the HOA ticketmongers had ticketed my handicapped (with a Handicapped sticker in her car) mother saying she needed to park off site and walk up the hill with her crippled leg and cane. What a bunch of power hungry stay-at-home entitled stepford retards.