anything to not watch the french-indian war documentary
1. As *nsync would say, “God must have spent a little more time on you.” What, exactly, did God spend more time on?
my lips are pretty big, they might have taken a while.
2. If you had to start your own war against something, what would it be and why? Also, what would the protesters do in protest, to show they think your war is evil?
kneejerk liberalism adn ineefective left wingers, knowing them they'd probably strat a letter writng campaign or something.
3. In the movie of your life, who would play you and who would play your lover?
anyhting i say is going to make me sound really conceited, so i don't think i'll answer that, oh but as to my lover well yeah, we'll see.
4. What flavor of diet coke do you next want?
lebron james
5. Insert picture of what you think is the best.hair.ever.
it's pretty nice i guess, i'm not really sure, it would be pretty sweet to be blonde.
6. If girls had penises and boys had vaginas, who would you date/fuck?
yeah, boys can have pussies if they want, jsut as long as they stay simple. they probably wouldn't dammit, women then.
7. Have you ever farted in public? if so, what were the circumstances?
probably, but nothing happened
8. Tell one crazy “I can’t believe how drunk I was” story.
straight edge
9. Ideal Christmas stocking?
art pens! 005 black micron, maybe some nice big colored pencils too.
10. Who is Britney Spears’ soul mate?
fred durst
11. What is the one book you think everyone should read?
lolita
12. At your heaviest, how much did you weigh? Liar.
not telling, whatever i weigh now
13. Ever puked and run?
i'm not really into that kind of thing
14. Tell one "too tired to finish masturbating" story
sure...
15. Write down three true facts, and one lie. Don't tell us which one is the lie.
1. i have a bump under my lip
2. i want to be a graphic artist
3. i would totally have had sex with bill clinton if i'd been monica lewinski
4. lord of the rings made me want to drink and smoke more than anything else.
16. Insert your favorite cute/cuddly picture (just to make us smile).
17. If you cooked a dinner for someone you were head over heels in love with, what would you cook?
i'm not a very good cook, i guess i'd make one of the two or three things i can cook, eggplant parminsan, zuchini, or tortilla soup.
18. If you had to write something on your forehead and walk around with it all day, what would it be?
"cheap motel", i don't know, it would depend on why i had to.
19. What is your favorite piece of art, and would you please post a picture of it below?
right now i'm partial to this, it's not my favorite ever, but it's cool
20. Would you have sex with Xena, Warrior Princess? What would it be like? Also, if you said no, are you crazy? What are your reasons for declining?
No i think she's kind of ugly, and she'd probably hurt me.
21. Whats your favorite animal? show us.
don't know
22. If you were a color, what color would you be? Why?
dark blue green
23. What turns you on? If it invovles a ball gag, please describe.
combat boots, i was mesmorised at teh military funeral i went to.
24. On a scale of 1 to 10, how dumb is it to decline the above question by answering 'that's too personal'?
7
25. Why are ball gags sexy?
so they can't whisper shit like you're so beautiful
26. Do you have any personal opinions on ice trays?
i'm always afraid i'll break them
27. What's the most painful thing you've ever had done to you/done to another person during sex?
oh, you don't even want to know...
28. If you had to be stranded for the rest of your life on a desert island and pick one person to go with you, would you pick someone you could really talk to or someone who gave you the best sex of your life? If you say both, you’re a fucking whore.
someone i could talk to, he'd learn
29. What is the biggest insult someone could tell you?
you really are kind of fat. i don't really get why people like your drawings, hippie, black people fet way too much specail treatment.
30. If you were/are a big dyke, would you wear the strap on or would your partner?
um me i guess. i wouldn't be a big dyke though, i just wouldn't. althoguh i like to make people think i am.
my lips are pretty big, they might have taken a while.
2. If you had to start your own war against something, what would it be and why? Also, what would the protesters do in protest, to show they think your war is evil?
kneejerk liberalism adn ineefective left wingers, knowing them they'd probably strat a letter writng campaign or something.
3. In the movie of your life, who would play you and who would play your lover?
anyhting i say is going to make me sound really conceited, so i don't think i'll answer that, oh but as to my lover well yeah, we'll see.
4. What flavor of diet coke do you next want?
lebron james
5. Insert picture of what you think is the best.hair.ever.
it's pretty nice i guess, i'm not really sure, it would be pretty sweet to be blonde.
6. If girls had penises and boys had vaginas, who would you date/fuck?
yeah, boys can have pussies if they want, jsut as long as they stay simple. they probably wouldn't dammit, women then.
7. Have you ever farted in public? if so, what were the circumstances?
probably, but nothing happened
8. Tell one crazy “I can’t believe how drunk I was” story.
straight edge
9. Ideal Christmas stocking?
art pens! 005 black micron, maybe some nice big colored pencils too.
10. Who is Britney Spears’ soul mate?
fred durst
11. What is the one book you think everyone should read?
lolita
12. At your heaviest, how much did you weigh? Liar.
not telling, whatever i weigh now
13. Ever puked and run?
i'm not really into that kind of thing
14. Tell one "too tired to finish masturbating" story
sure...
15. Write down three true facts, and one lie. Don't tell us which one is the lie.
1. i have a bump under my lip
2. i want to be a graphic artist
3. i would totally have had sex with bill clinton if i'd been monica lewinski
4. lord of the rings made me want to drink and smoke more than anything else.
16. Insert your favorite cute/cuddly picture (just to make us smile).
17. If you cooked a dinner for someone you were head over heels in love with, what would you cook?
i'm not a very good cook, i guess i'd make one of the two or three things i can cook, eggplant parminsan, zuchini, or tortilla soup.
18. If you had to write something on your forehead and walk around with it all day, what would it be?
"cheap motel", i don't know, it would depend on why i had to.
19. What is your favorite piece of art, and would you please post a picture of it below?
right now i'm partial to this, it's not my favorite ever, but it's cool
20. Would you have sex with Xena, Warrior Princess? What would it be like? Also, if you said no, are you crazy? What are your reasons for declining?
No i think she's kind of ugly, and she'd probably hurt me.
21. Whats your favorite animal? show us.
don't know
22. If you were a color, what color would you be? Why?
dark blue green
23. What turns you on? If it invovles a ball gag, please describe.
combat boots, i was mesmorised at teh military funeral i went to.
24. On a scale of 1 to 10, how dumb is it to decline the above question by answering 'that's too personal'?
7
25. Why are ball gags sexy?
so they can't whisper shit like you're so beautiful
26. Do you have any personal opinions on ice trays?
i'm always afraid i'll break them
27. What's the most painful thing you've ever had done to you/done to another person during sex?
oh, you don't even want to know...
28. If you had to be stranded for the rest of your life on a desert island and pick one person to go with you, would you pick someone you could really talk to or someone who gave you the best sex of your life? If you say both, you’re a fucking whore.
someone i could talk to, he'd learn
29. What is the biggest insult someone could tell you?
you really are kind of fat. i don't really get why people like your drawings, hippie, black people fet way too much specail treatment.
30. If you were/are a big dyke, would you wear the strap on or would your partner?
um me i guess. i wouldn't be a big dyke though, i just wouldn't. althoguh i like to make people think i am.