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oh my god, alan li is my god. he wrote this for our publsihing project.
CHUCK NORRIS
Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep, he waits.
Chuck Norris defies the laws of physics.
Chuck Norris can kill you with 5,125 household objects, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris depends on nothing but stake barbeque sauce to survive.
Chuck Norris went turkey hunting, he shot the turkey and ate the bullet…
Chuck Norris eats without using his tongue.
Chuck Norris can deflect bullets with his beard.
Chuck Norris disemboweled an alligator by staring at it.. the alligator blew up in fear.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a reporter who spelled his name wrong, the reporter didn’t...
i'm in love with alan lit, also i'm in love with this buisness man i saw on the train, he was really tan and tall and he had on a black trench coat and a black pin stripe suit. he was blonde.
wow alan li needs a book deal or something.
CHUCK NORRIS
Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep, he waits.
Chuck Norris defies the laws of physics.
Chuck Norris can kill you with 5,125 household objects, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris depends on nothing but stake barbeque sauce to survive.
Chuck Norris went turkey hunting, he shot the turkey and ate the bullet…
Chuck Norris eats without using his tongue.
Chuck Norris can deflect bullets with his beard.
Chuck Norris disemboweled an alligator by staring at it.. the alligator blew up in fear.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a reporter who spelled his name wrong, the reporter didn’t...
i'm in love with alan lit, also i'm in love with this buisness man i saw on the train, he was really tan and tall and he had on a black trench coat and a black pin stripe suit. he was blonde.
wow alan li needs a book deal or something.