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Oct 18, 2005 23:06

Le Predictable: 23 purses...
JadeDreamcloud: ...?

Auto response from Le Predictable:
I love how I'm never going to find someone who honestly cares about me.

Le Predictable: Two wallets.
JadeDreamcloud: my lord...
Le Predictable: A change purse...an inimaginable amount of belts...
JadeDreamcloud: un*
Le Predictable: two visors, a cruise hate (yes, a cruise hat, we bought it for a cruise0
JadeDreamcloud: that's quite a collection, kT
Le Predictable: *)
Le Predictable: four like...bags..like...not backpacks, not totes...but like the nike bags you wear on your back...
JadeDreamcloud: mhm
Le Predictable: 11 jackets that I wear regularly...
Le Predictable: 13 in total...
JadeDreamcloud: oh my god
Le Predictable: not going into the number of backpacks...
Le Predictable: Two pairs of sunglasses, one isn't mine though, and that's only the regular basis sunglasses..
Le Predictable: And I STILL can't find my Rainbows
Le Predictable: WTF!?
JadeDreamcloud: ....omg!!!
JadeDreamcloud: lol
Le Predictable: Oh, I found my ugly prada bag, and a random hushpuppies bag?!?!
JadeDreamcloud: hahaahah
Le Predictable: And I really want the all leather hush puppies boots...
Le Predictable: but that's besides the point...
Le Predictable: My mother and I are going shopping this weekend...for new bras...a belt holder, and a purse holder.
Le Predictable: should i
Le Predictable: count my shoes?
Le Predictable: I'll only count the ones, including my rainbows despite the fact that I can't find them, that I wear regularly...
Le Predictable: 8 regularly...
Le Predictable: including Ariels Juicy Catores...
Le Predictable: Wow, can't spell.
Le Predictable: *Coutures
JadeDreamcloud: O.o
Le Predictable: Like four days ago...NONE of this was present!
JadeDreamcloud: hahaha where was it??
JadeDreamcloud is away at 10:35:58 PM.
JadeDreamcloud returned at 10:35:59 PM.
JadeDreamcloud: saved the beg. of this convo as an a/m
JadeDreamcloud: lol
Le Predictable: lol
Le Predictable: I wanna read!
JadeDreamcloud is away at 10:36:37 PM.
JadeDreamcloud returned at 10:36:38 PM.
JadeDreamcloud is away at 10:36:43 PM.
Le Predictable: definately missed it!

Auto response from JadeDreamcloud: Le Predictable: 23 purses...Two wallets. A change purse...an unimaginable amount of belts...two visors, a cruise hate (yes, a cruise hat, we bought it for a cruise) four like...bags..like...not backpacks, not totes...but like the nike bags you wear on your back...11 jackets that I wear regularly...13 in total...not going into the number of backpacks...Two pairs of sunglasses, one isn't mine though, and that's only the regular basis sunglasses
Le Predictable: And I STILL can't find my Rainbows
Le Predictable: WTF!?

JadeDreamcloud returned at 10:36:46 PM.
JadeDreamcloud: sorry, put up the wrong one the first time lol
Le Predictable: a cruise hate?
Le Predictable: damn I meant hat
JadeDreamcloud: ddnt even notice that. I shall fix.
Le Predictable: lol
JadeDreamcloud: there we go
Le Predictable: the belts and bags stick out so far, I have to crawl on the floor, or walk in sideways, because the otherside sticks out like...four inches...and there is like NO room...and you know how wide my closet is...you could fit a bed in there...and a VERY narrow hallway, (but a hallway none-the-less) in it...and right now...I'M CRAWLING ON THE FLOOR TO GET IN!
JadeDreamcloud: hahahahaha
Le Predictable: Even when I go in sideways, I have to move fast!
JadeDreamcloud: hahahaha
JadeDreamcloud: it's an art.
Le Predictable: LOL!
Le Predictable: The moving fast, or the excessive amount of EVERYTHING...that I DON'T use?
Le Predictable: wow, you're typing an awfully long response...:-\
JadeDreamcloud: you need correct timing (1.....2......*pause*....) balance (*tilt a little to the left*) positioning...(*cock head to the left 2 and 1/4 degrees*)...and SPEED!! (....3!!!!!!!!! *jump**flies fwd*)
Le Predictable: I can't believe Derek signed on, and said nothing to me...
JadeDreamcloud: ...you ca n't?
JadeDreamcloud is away at 10:43:03 PM.
Le Predictable: I can...
Le Predictable: But...
JadeDreamcloud returned at 10:43:35 PM.
Le Predictable: I just wish that he had...
JadeDreamcloud is away at 10:44:14 PM.
Le Predictable: Man...we have VERY interesting conversations!
JadeDreamcloud returned at 10:44:42 PM.
JadeDreamcloud: that we do.

Auto response from Le Predictable:
Le Predictable: the belts and bags stick out so far, I have to crawl on the floor, or walk in sideways, because the otherside sticks out like...four inches...and there is like NO room...and you know how wide my closet is...you could fit a bed in there...and a VERY narrow hallway, (but a hallway none-the-less) in it...and right now...I'M CRAWLING ON THE FLOOR TO GET IN! Even when I go in sideways, I have to move fast!
JadeDreamcloud: you need correct timing (1.....2......*pause*....) balance (*tilt a little to the left*) positioning...(*cock head to the left 2 and 1/4 degrees*)...and SPEED!! (....3!!!!!!!!! *jump**flies fwd*)

JadeDreamcloud: hahahahha
JadeDreamcloud: added that as an a/m too
Le Predictable: bRb...going to check the outside pool box for my rainbows...far out reach...but you know me...I like to live on the edge...take my closet for example...fucking death trap with all the purses, belts, shoes, backpack, totes, and Nike-like bags...
JadeDreamcloud: mmkay
JadeDreamcloud: hahahahahahah
Le Predictable: far out reach=dud.
JadeDreamcloud: hah
Le Predictable: I can't believe I just compared doing something dangerous, to walking into my closet...damn, I spend too much money...I need to like...spend it on something usesful instead of killer bags...something useful like...like...a bigger closet for one...
JadeDreamcloud: hahahahahahahahah
JadeDreamcloud: three a/ms in like fifteen minutes, damn katie
Le Predictable: sorry...should I stop...I mean, I could turn off the serious act...I could like...stop fearing for my life...
Le Predictable: I mean, it's up to you
JadeDreamcloud: hahahahahahahhaa
JadeDreamcloud: no no, by all means, go ahead, fear for your life, you have good reason.
Le Predictable: damn skippy I do...I have a death trap for a closet...I can see the headlines now;
"Girl killed in closet...due to handbags?"
JadeDreamcloud: "mysterious murder, poked to death by a handbag!"
Le Predictable: LOL!
JadeDreamcloud: "authorities are still looking for a suspect, but it's looking like it was that ugly prada bag..."
Le Predictable: So I just took my "purse hanger" down...to put another one up, beacuse I changed purses for tomorrow...
Le Predictable: and the hanger bent so much...
Le Predictable: It won't go back up
Le Predictable: I HATE THAT UGLY PRADA BAG!
JadeDreamcloud: HAHAHAHAHHAHA
Le Predictable: I'm transfering them to two different hangers...ugly, and useable...
Le Predictable: One goes in the far back...one doesn't.
Le Predictable: Maybe then my closet will be less hazardous...
JadeDreamcloud: "in other news, after days of searching and tearing apart the deathtrapcloset, the missing Rainbows were found stuck in a tree four houses down from their home."
JadeDreamcloud: "the family is quite relieved and assures they will never let the poor flip flops out of their sight again"
Le Predictable: make that five nike like bags
Le Predictable: AHHAHAHAHA!
JadeDreamcloud: "currently our dearest Rainbows *flashes picture of them all curled up and warm under a blanket* are at home resting and being nursed back to health. with the strong winds and rain they really took a beating out there. and now, back to you Cindy"
JadeDreamcloud: (btw, I never got to see a picture of you and your new haircut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Auto response from Le Predictable:
Le Predictable: the belts and bags stick out so far, I have to crawl on the floor, or walk in sideways, because the otherside sticks out like...four inches...and there is like NO room...and you know how wide my closet is...you could fit a bed in there...and a VERY narrow hallway, (but a hallway none-the-less) in it...and right now...I'M CRAWLING ON THE FLOOR TO GET IN! Even when I go in sideways, I have to move fast!
JadeDreamcloud: you need correct timing (1.....2......*pause*....) balance (*tilt a little to the left*) positioning...(*cock head to the left 2 and 1/4 degrees*)...and SPEED!! (....3!!!!!!!!! *jump**flies fwd*)

Le Predictable: I'll take one soon.

I love the random switch to the hair...don't you?
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