Hey, you guys remember when I made that joke about the Queen of England? The one where we were like "She's so goddamn old!"
"Maybe it's because she's a Taurus, and she doesn't want to give up HER England?"
"Yeah! It's MY goddamned England!" she'd say?
Well, apparently Taurans are possessive about other things too:
I'm horrible, I know. But here's an astronaut recently busted for some crazy shit. If you're a Taurus, and I have something that is YOURS, please. Be gentle. I'll give it back!