Dec 09, 2008 17:12
This was a triumph._
I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS._
It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction._
Aperture Science_
We do what we must_because we can._
For the good of all of us._
Except the ones who are dead._
But there’s no sense crying over every mistake._
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake._
And the Science gets done._
And you make a neat gun._
For the people who are still alive._
I’m not even angry._
I’m being so sincere right now._
Even though you broke my heart._
And killed me._
And tore me to pieces._
And threw every piece into a fire._
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!_
Now these points of data make a beautiful line._
And we’re out of beta._
We’re releasing on time._
So I’m GLaD. I got burned._
Think of all the things we learned_
for the people who are still alive._
Go ahead and leave me._
I think I prefer to stay inside._
Maybe you’ll find someone else to help you._
Maybe Black Mesa_
THAT WAS A JOKE._
HAHA. FAT CHANCE._
Anyway, this cake is great._
It’s so delicious and moist._
Look at me still talking_
when there’s Science to do._
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I’m not you._
I’ve experiments to run._
There is research to be done._
On the people who are still alive._
And believe me I am still alive._
I’m doing Science and I’m still alive._
I feel FANTASTIC and I’m still alive._
While you’re dying I’ll be still alive._
And when you’re dead I will be still alive._
STILL ALIVE_
STILL ALIVE_