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This was sent to me from an old friend, just thought that it was interesting, and would like to share it wif ya'll!
***10 REASONS TO LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY***
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
so... I had my NEO (New Employee Orientation) today, so I am now a full-time, Permanent Harte-Hanks Employee!!! with benefits to come in 90 days!!!!!!
I had to go to NEO at 9am, after working last night from 4pm-midnite, then had the mindset to come home, and take a nap before going back into work tonight at 4pm. As soon as I lay down, Jonathan, my Supervisor, is calling my cell phone. "You up for some training today?" he asks, so I end up getting 30 minutes of a shitty ass nap, then going into Save training at 2pm until 6pm. Luckily, we got to leave after the training class, so I didn't have to work my regular shift. I did, however have to go back up to work to pick Marty up at 12, so it's not like I came home and went to bed (obviously). I took like an hour and a half nap. Save is basically just as it sounds, we SAVE people from cancelling their XBox live Accounts. *sigh* yeah..... so that's what I do now. I am now doing Xbox hardware (repair procedure calls), Xbox live connection and set up, and Save. *blink blink* wow...
But... In other news, I'm really tired... going to bed.... functioning on 3 hours of sleep is HARD for Training class, and Orientation meetings, etc....
Might update tomorrow...
kthx
***10 REASONS TO LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY***
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
so... I had my NEO (New Employee Orientation) today, so I am now a full-time, Permanent Harte-Hanks Employee!!! with benefits to come in 90 days!!!!!!
I had to go to NEO at 9am, after working last night from 4pm-midnite, then had the mindset to come home, and take a nap before going back into work tonight at 4pm. As soon as I lay down, Jonathan, my Supervisor, is calling my cell phone. "You up for some training today?" he asks, so I end up getting 30 minutes of a shitty ass nap, then going into Save training at 2pm until 6pm. Luckily, we got to leave after the training class, so I didn't have to work my regular shift. I did, however have to go back up to work to pick Marty up at 12, so it's not like I came home and went to bed (obviously). I took like an hour and a half nap. Save is basically just as it sounds, we SAVE people from cancelling their XBox live Accounts. *sigh* yeah..... so that's what I do now. I am now doing Xbox hardware (repair procedure calls), Xbox live connection and set up, and Save. *blink blink* wow...
But... In other news, I'm really tired... going to bed.... functioning on 3 hours of sleep is HARD for Training class, and Orientation meetings, etc....
Might update tomorrow...
kthx