HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAN!
today was so funny!
today was dans 18th birthday...and i knew i hadta do somethin for him other than wish him a happy birthday...so me and sarah started corroborating together, and we came up with THE best plan ever...
me and mom went and picked up sarah, and we went to wally world and got whipped cream...then we went to my nanas house, and defrosted the whipped cream, and added red food coloring to it...then we left, and went to dans house...
dan left his car unlocked, and his windows rolled down, and he was going out to eat at bennigans with his parents...stupid him, he TOLD me he would be gone...well, we take a spatula and start smearing this whipped cream all over his windshield...we covered EVERY inch of that windshield with this pink whipped cream...but spreadin it with the spatula was takin too long, so i smeared it with my hands...then we took bendy straws and wrote "happy b-day!" on the whipped cream, and took off like a bat outta hell...turns out, that as we were on the stop sign on the other side of antler(antler is a big U road, and theres 2 ends with stopsigns) he passed us on his way home from dinner(his house is on the straight part of the right side of the U, and we were at the stop sign on the left side of the U)...he didnt see his car til about 20 minutes later though, cuz his brother told him not to get a shower yet, and told him that "some of his idiotic friends put icing all over his windshield, and bendy straws that said happy birthday on it...and if he didnt want it to crust over, and never come off, he better go clean it off"
well we went back to my nanas, and cleaned ourselves up, cuz we were covered with pink whipped cream, and we cleaned up my car some, and then we went to get a camera...alla this is takin place in about 10 minutes...well, im almost to sarahs house, and my cell phone starts ringing, and its dan, cuz he has his own special ringtone...the first thing he said was "IM GOING TO GET YOU BACK!" i played stupid, but ended up admitting to it about 3 minutes later:-p...
anyways, we went back to take pictures, and it was already hosed off...so, we checked his car doors, and they were unlocked...god canadians are stupid:-p...anyways, we took a piece of paper from HIS notebook, wrote him a note while standing in front of his car, put it under the windshield wipers, and then put straws under the windshield wipers, and all over the inside of his car...
about half an hour later, he calls me again, and hes like "I HATE YOU!" and we talk for about 5 minutes...then, me and sarah leave randys, and go to dans house...we are walkin up the stairs, and he opens the door and goes "i fucking hate you!" we stood out in front of his car shootin the shit for about half an hour, and then we went in and ate some cake with him, and then we went and got my sister, and went to my nanas to get my mom...we ran by dans house, let him get his car, and took sarah home...then me and dan came back to DC, and stood outside my house shootin the shit for about 45 minutes...it was good...we talked about a lotta stuff, and yeah...it was just really good...
now whats really funny about this? we thought his mom would be pissed, and he would think it was hilarious...not exactly...his mom thought it was HILARIOUS, and took pictures...shes gonna give me copies of them, and the only reason dan was pissed at the time was cuz he hadta clean it off, and he wanted a shower...he kept tellin us he was mad about it, but he later admitted that he thought it was funny, and he liked it:-p I WIN! his mama walked out and goes "that was really funny! i loved it! i woulda never come up with anything like that! you girls are brilliant! i took pictures, ill give you copies!" lol, and she gave me a hug...it was pretty funny...
so yeah, today was awesome! HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY DAN! you know you love us! and at least SOMEONE thought about you on your 18th birthday...i coulda been a lot meaner than pink whipped cream you know...your neighbors had fun watchin us, and im glad he got a kick outta watchin you clean it off...you stupid canadians...you just hadta go ruin alla my fun huh?! lol im just kiddin...happy birthday, and congrats on graduating...thanks for always bein there, and if you need me, you know where i am...i love ya bud, youre like an older brother...a decent one even...
im out, late...
today was dans 18th birthday...and i knew i hadta do somethin for him other than wish him a happy birthday...so me and sarah started corroborating together, and we came up with THE best plan ever...
me and mom went and picked up sarah, and we went to wally world and got whipped cream...then we went to my nanas house, and defrosted the whipped cream, and added red food coloring to it...then we left, and went to dans house...
dan left his car unlocked, and his windows rolled down, and he was going out to eat at bennigans with his parents...stupid him, he TOLD me he would be gone...well, we take a spatula and start smearing this whipped cream all over his windshield...we covered EVERY inch of that windshield with this pink whipped cream...but spreadin it with the spatula was takin too long, so i smeared it with my hands...then we took bendy straws and wrote "happy b-day!" on the whipped cream, and took off like a bat outta hell...turns out, that as we were on the stop sign on the other side of antler(antler is a big U road, and theres 2 ends with stopsigns) he passed us on his way home from dinner(his house is on the straight part of the right side of the U, and we were at the stop sign on the left side of the U)...he didnt see his car til about 20 minutes later though, cuz his brother told him not to get a shower yet, and told him that "some of his idiotic friends put icing all over his windshield, and bendy straws that said happy birthday on it...and if he didnt want it to crust over, and never come off, he better go clean it off"
well we went back to my nanas, and cleaned ourselves up, cuz we were covered with pink whipped cream, and we cleaned up my car some, and then we went to get a camera...alla this is takin place in about 10 minutes...well, im almost to sarahs house, and my cell phone starts ringing, and its dan, cuz he has his own special ringtone...the first thing he said was "IM GOING TO GET YOU BACK!" i played stupid, but ended up admitting to it about 3 minutes later:-p...
anyways, we went back to take pictures, and it was already hosed off...so, we checked his car doors, and they were unlocked...god canadians are stupid:-p...anyways, we took a piece of paper from HIS notebook, wrote him a note while standing in front of his car, put it under the windshield wipers, and then put straws under the windshield wipers, and all over the inside of his car...
about half an hour later, he calls me again, and hes like "I HATE YOU!" and we talk for about 5 minutes...then, me and sarah leave randys, and go to dans house...we are walkin up the stairs, and he opens the door and goes "i fucking hate you!" we stood out in front of his car shootin the shit for about half an hour, and then we went in and ate some cake with him, and then we went and got my sister, and went to my nanas to get my mom...we ran by dans house, let him get his car, and took sarah home...then me and dan came back to DC, and stood outside my house shootin the shit for about 45 minutes...it was good...we talked about a lotta stuff, and yeah...it was just really good...
now whats really funny about this? we thought his mom would be pissed, and he would think it was hilarious...not exactly...his mom thought it was HILARIOUS, and took pictures...shes gonna give me copies of them, and the only reason dan was pissed at the time was cuz he hadta clean it off, and he wanted a shower...he kept tellin us he was mad about it, but he later admitted that he thought it was funny, and he liked it:-p I WIN! his mama walked out and goes "that was really funny! i loved it! i woulda never come up with anything like that! you girls are brilliant! i took pictures, ill give you copies!" lol, and she gave me a hug...it was pretty funny...
so yeah, today was awesome! HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY DAN! you know you love us! and at least SOMEONE thought about you on your 18th birthday...i coulda been a lot meaner than pink whipped cream you know...your neighbors had fun watchin us, and im glad he got a kick outta watchin you clean it off...you stupid canadians...you just hadta go ruin alla my fun huh?! lol im just kiddin...happy birthday, and congrats on graduating...thanks for always bein there, and if you need me, you know where i am...i love ya bud, youre like an older brother...a decent one even...
im out, late...