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Character: Wilhelm
Series: Ludwig Revolution
Character Age: Around 19
Canon: Once upon a time long, long ago, in a kingdom far, far away, there lived a prince. The Prince was intelligent, handsome and could accomplish any task he tried. Of course, he was also a huge pervert who measured a princess’ worth by her cup size and was more interested in maintaining his special whip collection than thinking of inheriting the country. So one day the king got fed up and told his son Ludwig to go find a proper princess to marry and not to come back until he had. And so the prince set out on a journey to do precisely that.
…And with him he dragged his poor hapless servant Wilhelm, who had no choice but try to find good candidates for his Prince’ marriage; like Cinderella, Snow White and Rapunzel. It’s too bad he’s far too kind-hearted and naïve for his own good, because despite how much research he does on the subject, something always seems to go wrong, and the prince keeps giving him more and more tasks and bullies him. It doesn’t help that Wilhelm cries very easily, is a complete coward that runs and hides at any sign of danger, complains loudly about any chore he’s assigned… and then still does them all to the best of his ability, and is as loyal as they come. When it comes down to it, he’s perfectly happy being a servant.
Sample Post:
Did I really follow that old map correctly? This is the lost Kingdom of Camp- eh, C-camp Fuck You Die, right? …Who would even want to name their Kingdom that?! Didn’t they think of what kind of connotations a name like that has? There’s no way someone would actually want to be associated with that, is there? Of course, it’s just a cultural difference, there’s nothing to worry about, just an unfortunate implication, nothing else. That sign by the lake about Marcy’s special services is definitely just about a massage. It’s perfectly innocent. Though the Prince would probably prefer it if it wasn’t…
Where was I? Oh yes, according to this written source from a local, a certain Mister T. Ohkan, it says the ruler of the Kingdom should be one Queen Elizabeth who became so distraught when her beloved fiancé was killed that she locked up her whole country so they would never leave her. She then proceeded to use her witchcraft to humiliate and embarrass anyone that stepped into her rea- She did what?! This doesn’t sound good at all, no one warned me she was a malicious witch, and getting used to spending time with a masochistic one was bad enough, I really don’t need to get to know a sadistic one. I don’t care how many busty princesses this place is supposed to have, I’ll just find another Kingdom for the prince to look for one in.
Why do I have to go ahead and check the place out anyway?! It’s not like anything more than a photo would be needed and if it’s such a remote location there should be rooms available at the Guest House! I bet he only sent me ahead so he could laugh at me getting lost in the swamp and my jacket getting caught on the local flora. Why did those seem a little bit too friendly, anyway? That’s it! I’m going to go straight back to the border and leave this place behind, no amount of gold could make me stay! I just have to take the same path back and-
Eeeeeeek! A-are-are those zombies? I’ve really gotten myself in trouble now, haven’t I? Please don’t come any closer! I promise you I’m not tasty at all! I probably work all too much, so my meat would be too tough. O-oh, you’re all female zombies? I’m sure you’re all very beautiful by your own standards, but my instructions were clearly to look for a pair of breasts still attached to the body! Nooo! That doesn’t mean I want them. God, help me save my chastity, make them stay away from meeee!
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