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[princeofwriting]

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

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[getahippy]

me/Mizuki smut

me/Ootori smut

Shiraishi/you smut

[princeofwriting]

...I remember now why I didn't say "welcome back" to you.

[getahippy]

You asked for fics that I thought you'd never write. That's what came to mind.

[princeofwriting]

Right, right...

I'm trying to think.

[princeofwriting]

So one day Chitose's grandfather died and left him a lot of money. So he bought a motorbike and took it to Mizuki.

"For me? I can paint this purple and you won't get mad?!" said Mizuki. He was pretty damn excited.

"Only if you let me screw you," Chitose replied, winking.

"Oh take me now, and then let me give the motorbike a pain job! Yay for gay purple and gay buttsex!"

And then they did it. They enjoyed themselves a lot and even repeated it.

[getahippy]

Not bad.

[princeofwriting]

Sure. That one was less brain-breaking than the other choices.

[one_sh0t]

...

[getahippy]

'sup?

[one_sh0t]

Why did you request that?

[getahippy]

It's an interesting pairing. We're both tall.

[one_sh0t]

A lot of people are tall. And I don't think I've ever met you!

[getahippy]

We talked once, but you were stressed at the time. You may not remember it. I'm Chitose Senri.

[one_sh0t]

Hi.

Do you often ship yourself with tall people?

[princeofwriting]

He likes shorter people too.

[one_sh0t]

He does?