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[princeofminton]

Thankfully, everyone here seems nice enough and I've managed to avoid Hijikata. I wonder how long it'll be until he finds me.

Does anyone know where I can play Badminton?

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[sketdanchou]

Well since fucking 'niichan isn't here...

AN ATHLETE ARE WE?

PFFT. Badminton. Tennis with no balls. NOW YOU KNOW WHAT SPORT IS FOR THE WARRIORS?!

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[sketdanchou]

NEED SOMETHING TO DO?

JOIN THE AMERICAN FOOTBALL CLUB!

............

"YA-HA!"

THIS ANNOYING COMMENT WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BE THE SKET-DAN. WE HARASS PEOPLE ON YOUR BEHALF.

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[princeofminton]

BADMINTON CAN HURT A LOT SOMETIMES.

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[princeofminton]

....Thanks, but no thanks.

[sketdanchou]

NOW NOW, NO NEED TO GET VIOLENT JUST BECAUSE I SPOKE THE TRUTH YOU CANNOT TURN AWAY FROM.

I mean 'shuttlecock'. What the hell is that???

[princeofminton]

According to the dictionary it's "a high-drag projectile."

[sketdanchou]

DRAG?! COULD THIS SPORT BE ANY LESS MANLY?!

YOU NEED AMERICAN FOOTBALL IN YOUR LIFE!

[princeofminton]

WHAT'S SO MANLY ABOUT AMERICAN FOOTBALL ANYWAY?!

IT'S SWEATY GUYS IN SPANDEX, THROWING EACHOTHER TO THE GROUND AND PILING ON TOP OF EACHOTHER OVER A BALL.

[sketdanchou]

IT IS MANLY IN A GRECIAN WAY!!!!!

ANCIENT GREEKS RESPECTED THE NEED OF MEN TO THROW EACH OTHER TO THE GROUND AND PILE ON TOP OF EACH OTHER OVER A BALL. ARE YOU SAYING YOU KNOW BETTER THAN THE ANCIENTS?!

[princeofminton]

THE ANCIENT GREEKS ALSO COMPETED COVERED IN OLIVE OIL AND NAKED!!!

IF ANYONE KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT GAY, IT'D BE THE ANCIENT GREEKS!

[sketdanchou]

YOU ARE SUSPICIOUSLY FAMILIAR WITH THESE NAKED OLIVE OIL COMPETITIONS.

[princeofminton]

Weren't you the one who brought up the ancient greeks first?

...and why is your font so... rainbow-y.

[sketdanchou]

To drive home the point that Football is part of a great and long tradition of manliness!

You're reading too much into my HTML coding~ but I do not judge. American football does not judge!

[princeofminton]

To which I argue-- again-- it's pretty gay. How come they slap eachother's butts sometimes?

...Why do you even know how to make the text that way?

[sketdanchou]

But is it any gayer than running around in shorts, batting around something called a shuttlecock?

Because it grabs people's attention and evokes a reaction! Something in the rainbow colors move something deep inside people's souls! Or cause migraines. THE RAINBOW IS NOT JUST FOR YOU!

[princeofminton]

The "cock" refers to the feathers traditionally found on the projectile, which came from a rooster. And no matter WHAT you say, or how short the shorts are, spandex is always gayer.

Glad to know I'm... not being singled out. It's headache-inducing.