One of those lazy days

[princeofknives]

Ah~there's so much going on. So much colour and noise...and cookies that tell the Prince's fortune. How ridiculous, U~shishishi[Bel is sitting on his bed with a bag of fortune cookies. He snaps them in half, reads the fortune and then discards the broken cookie bits on the floor or Black☆Star's bed, wherever they happen to land when he tosses them

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[novolumecontrol]

At least your fortunes make sense. Nice mess you're making.

[princeofknives]

Oh? So you know what it means to wiggle through life? *Offering a piece of cookie to a listless Bel Junior*

[novolumecontrol]

Vooi. So maybe the last one didn't make sense. [That poor snake.]

[princeofknives]

Oh no, you look like you spend a great deal of time crawling on your belly. Squalo. Tell me about your perspective on life, shishishi...

[The snake is fine. Just very, very hungry]

[novolumecontrol]

And what's that suppose to mean, you fucking troll?! [Bends down to inspect the snake.] I don't think snakes eat cookies.

[princeofknives]

What do you think it means?

Bel Junior does. He just won't when you're around. You turn him off his food.

[novolumecontrol]

Maybe I should rub your face along to carpet until you learn to wiggle through life. [Throws a random pop can at him and pokes at the snake.]

[princeofknives]

[Ducks] U~shishishi

[Bel Junior bites at Squalo's finger, but alas, no teeth.] Aww, look Squalo, he's smiling at you. Maybe you don't disgust him that much after all [back to waving cookies in its face]

[novolumecontrol]

Vooii. That's one ambitious snake if he thinks he can eat me. Got snake spit all over my glove. [ Rubs his hand on Bel's bed.] You should get him a fucking roach. There's got to be a whole swarm of them somewhere in this fucking pigsty.

[princeofknives]

Hmm, you may be right [tosses the snake onto the floor and it quickly disappears under a pile of...something]

...Is he coming back?

[novolumecontrol]

Would YOU come back?!! I hope one day he grows big enough to eat you!

[princeofknives]

I'd come back in order to bask in the Princely glory.

[novolumecontrol]

I think he's had enough basking around you.

[princeofknives]

Not possible. This one's for you, Squalo [cracks open a new fortune cookie and reads;]

It's okay to call someone stupid; just don't prove it. Hmmm...

[novolumecontrol]

I don't need to hear any of your stupid fortunes. Keep your smart ass cookie messages to yourself!

[princeofknives]

[Tosses the cookies at him and cracks open a new one]

His mind is like a steel trap; Full of mice Sounds like you, shishishi