Domestic Abuse is not okay.

Jun 24, 2008 16:11

Ace, you seem a little battered and worse for wear as of late. I understand you're on the rebound, but that's no reason to settle for a partner who mistreats you. I could introduce you to some people, like my ex-financée. She may have issues with fidelity and is certainly a step down from a genius prince, but she probably won't leave you in ( Read more... )

squalo, ace, perverts, relationship advice, welcome

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novolumecontrol June 24 2008, 20:47:50 UTC
If the boss is who I think he is, I want him to get here too. This place could use someone who knows how to take command. Voi. What else do you remember about him?! Talk or I'll give you a second grin across your belly.

Wait.. costumes?! What the hell are you going on about now?!!

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princeofknives June 24 2008, 20:55:04 UTC
Oh~little brother is trying to throw his weight around. Scary!

I remember that the boss drinks and is violent. He's quiet and kicks people in the face. He's great.

You like costumes. Our gay mother made some for us and you seemed eager to put them on...I never would have pegged you for the sort, U~shishishi.

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novolumecontrol June 24 2008, 21:16:44 UTC
Little brother? So it is your memory! You know, that girl with the jugs thinks we're related now. And that she's a squirrel. You might want to set her straight before she starts trying to live in a tree.

Heh, that sounds like the boss. You're right. He's great. So we are on the same team. You must be good for something, then. The boss wouldn't allow any losers by his side.

The gay mother is the pervert telling you all this, I'm guessing? You better shut up about the costume thing. Knowing you, I meant something different than what you want me to think.

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princeofknives June 25 2008, 10:03:24 UTC
Well, if she does something stupid that's none of my concern. It would be funny, shishishi...

My usefulness was never in question, I am a genius. You're the one who gets picked on by cat people and seems to like dressing up.

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novolumecontrol June 25 2008, 20:02:40 UTC
VOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIII!I'm going to cut you into so many pieces they never find you! *clearly Bel wanted to die, if he was going to attack his pride like that. Prepare to be jumped*

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princeofknives June 25 2008, 21:08:57 UTC
Try it! *He says as he scurries away, giggling like a loon...*

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novolumecontrol June 25 2008, 21:24:36 UTC
VOOOOOIII! *Bel better be able to run fast, because Squalo's already thought of the perfect place to bury him*

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princeofknives June 25 2008, 21:57:28 UTC
*Running down the halls, still giggling* Help, help, Patrolmen! Save me! A Patrolman is trying to kill me~♪!

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novolumecontrol June 26 2008, 00:27:29 UTC
You shouldn't run from the police! Come back and take your beating like a man! *And he's catching up because he's faster than you!*

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princeofknives June 26 2008, 00:38:18 UTC
Uh...! *Turns on his heel and tries to quickly dart past Squalo and back down the hall*

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novolumecontrol June 26 2008, 00:50:13 UTC
*Surprised for a moment, but it was not going to be enough* Nice try, brat!

*tackles Bel to the hallway floor and tries to pin him*

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princeofknives June 26 2008, 00:56:21 UTC
You shouldn't-ouch!-play such rough games! *Squirms momentarily and then just stabs at Squalo*

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novolumecontrol June 26 2008, 01:22:06 UTC
VOI!!! *gets cut, but not too deep.* The prince wants to die now!

*starts punching at him*

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princeofknives June 26 2008, 01:30:05 UTC
Urk! Squalo! Want to hear more about the boss?! *Curled into a fetal position and blindly waving a knife around as he says it*

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novolumecontrol June 26 2008, 01:37:48 UTC
*pauses, and rolls Bel more onto his stomach to make it harder for him to stab at him* Hmmm... trying to delay your punishment, are you? Talk then. If you say something interesting maybe you won't have to wreck the carpet. And say it quick! *His knife wound is bothering him, enough to make him uncomfortable.*

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princeofknives June 26 2008, 01:44:23 UTC
Ah--His birthday is the tenth of October, making him a...Libra. Interesting, right?

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